Furqan Ahmed

[Furqan Ahmed @Phurqee]

*Ranbir Kapoor 🧒🏻*

Dost: kabhi toh naye kapray pehanlia kar bhikaari...
Me:

[Furqan Ahmed @Phurqee]

Frustrating to see how media can praise a show about Heeramandi while never said any good thing about the actual place and the world is either dumb or quite hypocritical asking for reviews of the show now while abused and mocked it their whole life.

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@Investigator_9 Guess, you did not get the post. Anyway....

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Yes, you all are right about Mehwish Hayat. Happy? *clap, clap*
Wondering why is nobody talking about Sajal Ali's interview on BBC 🤔
Oh yeah! Because we love pulling eachother down but praise. She was amazing in that but...
And f*ck you if you talked crap about MH too.

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So this Gen Z in my office asked if I like animé and I replied, "umm not a fan". He said, "Oh, we can't be friends 😀" and I thought he was joking.
Turns out he wasn't 😂 I mean I don't care but wtf 😂

[Allah NawaZ Sanjrani @allah_sanjrani]

جس بلوچ خاتون نے قران پاک اٹھاکر اپنی اور اپنے بچوں کی جان بچانے کی اپیل کی آج اس کی اور اس کے دو جوان بیٹوں کی لاشیں بارکھاں میں کنویں سے برامد ہوئے1/3
#PunjabPolice #DIGpunjab @ImranRiazKhan @ImranKhanPTI @CMShehbaz @MaryamNSharif

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Mulk ki baji pari hai hamari awaam ko Javed Akhtar ki pari hai bhootnikay.

[The Saviours @TheSaviours3]

Pakistan Army was just about to get exposed by Police.
Pakistan Police were first targeted at Peshawar now attacked in Karachi.

#Karachi #KarachiPoliceOffice #karachipoliceunderattack #PeshawarZalmi
#ImranKhan was also attacked by #PakistanArmy.

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Itna asla lekey janay kisney dia andar?
Team jab Multan gai tab he hona tha?
Kisi ko marna tha ya awaam ko darana tha?
Wahan toh har time jaib garam horahi hoti hai har guzarnay walay ki madad se. Ajeeb baat hai.

#Karachi

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Jitna baki hukoomatien 5saal mein loot-ti hain humnay 5mah mein lootlia.

-Ishaq Dar

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Main pehley he angrezaun kay uthaloon keh main aapkay sath hoon. Aap jab yahan hukoomat karengey toh main aapka 🍒

Kuch time main wesey bhi Pakistan pura he bik jaega yeh toh phir Karachi hai.

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Main toh kehta hoon ab wapis angrez ajayen hukoomat karnay hamien adat hai ghulami ki zindagi guzarnay ki. Balkay angrez aye toh qanoon sabkay liye barabar hoga. Sabko jootay parengey ghalti pey.
#LocalBodyElection

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#LocalBodyElection

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Amma tullo mein pakao
Saas Maryam jesi dhoondkay lao
#نانی_کو_پلانٹ_پسند_ہے

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Agar Maryam Nawaz jesi saas har Pakistani ko mil jaye toh life jhinga lala 🤗
#نانی_کو_پلانٹ_پسند_ہے

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Ziada hogya lekin meri jali hui thi socha yahi nikal doon bharas. Shukria.

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Pakistan ka bhi talent hai jo awam kay sath, sath UAE, France aur Saudi Arab ko bhi flood relief fund kay naam se lootnay mein kamayab hogaye hain.
Salab zadgan Karachi akay loot rahay hain awam ko aslay kay zor pey toh yeh fund aur rashan ja kahan rahi hai?
#AlkhidmatFloodAppeal

[Furqan Ahmed @Phurqee]

Moral: Kisi ki agar madad karni hai aapney toh apnay ghar walay (agar aapka rawayya theek nahi hai toh), rishtedar, dostaun aur parosion ki help kardien. Rastay mein koi mar bhi raha ho toh ruk kar na video banayen aur na madad karien warna apnay loray lagwalengey aap khud.