Phyl Carlson(Parody)

Sorority sister of Phi Kappa Sig. Mousy nerd and friends with Jess. #BlackChristmas #Parody #HorrorFam

[Dr. Dan Challis @Cochran_Hater]

Sounds like a zoo!

[Jess Bradford 📞🎄(Parody) @JessyB1974]

Oh God, Peter's playing on his piano again!!!

[Phyl Carlson(Parody) @PhylCarlson74]

Can't wait to get out of the sorority and let myself go. No more glasses.

[Deputy Hunt @DeputyHunt]

This is Hunt. Everybody goes back out. BE ON THE LOOKOUT: we have a trio of gang members on the loose in Haddonfield. Armed and dangerous. Contact Warren County if seen!

[Phyl Carlson(Parody) @PhylCarlson74]

We've been saying that the entire time, yet you continue to let him win you over with his horrible fashion choices.

[Jess Bradford 📞🎄(Parody) @JessyB1974]

...........................I really need a new boyfriend 😐

[Phyl Carlson(Parody) @PhylCarlson74]

Come on Mr. Fuller, why would we play a silly Christmas prank on the police? If anyone did that, it'd probably be Barb.

[Phyl Carlson(Parody) @PhylCarlson74]

@midgetmoxie Wolfen

[Phyl Carlson(Parody) @PhylCarlson74]

Is that Peter guy calling you again, Jess? You really need to get out of that relationship. You deserve better.

[Phyl Carlson(Parody) @PhylCarlson74]

@bales1181 @fredforthemets @krazykeithrules @VaderJaws @ithrah69 @filmizon @FunMovieTVFan @FilmsQuirky @midgetmoxie I don't love it as much as a certain other Bob Clark movie 😉 but......I still love it! The redhead bully is my favorite character. He's handsome nowadays.

[Phyl Carlson(Parody) @PhylCarlson74]

Oh trust me, I'll be doing this holiday stuff as long as I can. Might even have my own sorority house.

[Phyl Carlson(Parody) @PhylCarlson74]

Looks like Mrs. Mac decorated it on one of her drunk episodes....

[Phyl Carlson(Parody) @PhylCarlson74]

@JessyB1974 Are all the girls here and accounted for? Where's Barbara?

[Phyl Carlson(Parody) @PhylCarlson74]

@JessyB1974 I believe it was Harlan Ellison who once said that people aren't entitled to an opinion, they're entitled to an informed opinion. You aren't entitled to being ignorant.

[Phyl Carlson(Parody) @PhylCarlson74]

@JessyB1974 Oh dear God....

[Phyl Carlson(Parody) @PhylCarlson74]

Oh dear...

[ЩΣПDӨᄂYПП  @wendeeluvz]

🤣💯🤘🏼☠️😝

[Phyl Carlson(Parody) @PhylCarlson74]

Did you just say Kool-Aid? The pink lemonade is the best flavor!!

[Phyl Carlson(Parody) @PhylCarlson74]

@CrazyRalph1980

[Phyl Carlson(Parody) @PhylCarlson74]

Jess.....we're in Canada.

[Jess Bradford 📞🎄(Parody) @JessyB1974]

When Peter tells me I literally can't get an abortion now

[Phyl Carlson(Parody) @PhylCarlson74]

@MartinVG84

[Phyl Carlson(Parody) @PhylCarlson74]

Black Christmas bunch! Black Christmas bunch!

That's the way we all became the Black Christmas bunch!

[Phyl Carlson(Parody) @PhylCarlson74]

@BettyLies @itsBilladello @briianabink Hey, watch it! I need those books!