lex

i lived, i loved, it was a good day

[jx @jxiaoo]

Dog owners will pick names like max or bailey and cat owners will literally name their cat beef stroganoff

[lex @Phyll_UpMyCup]

i gave my job a notice of my resignation today to finish out nursing school. surreal.

[lex @Phyll_UpMyCup]

@Freas23Gaming i was rounding the corner outside and they were coming off the loading dock.. i literally ram into the feet and i was like WHAT IN THE FUCK

[lex @Phyll_UpMyCup]

rounding a corner at work and i bumped into a FUCKING MORGUE STRETCHER WITH A FUCKING BODY ON IT

[lex @Phyll_UpMyCup]

@YvngColtrane @SkrimpBaeless @popdotcurry @idrctmlol @GrandKWorld @haleycollado @8jj24 thank you for the catch up i feel validation now 😎🤗

[lex @Phyll_UpMyCup]

gotta get a bf that matches your energy

[lex @Phyll_UpMyCup]

some things don’t ever change

[lex @Phyll_UpMyCup]

@Broseph_2014 on it boss

[lex @Phyll_UpMyCup]

@deannamilller mam i was t inking about you literally 2 days ago... can we get food soon pls

[lex @Phyll_UpMyCup]

how do people do their hair without it frizzing like they were electrocuted asking for a friend

[Ant.. like the bug 🐜 @YaFav_Sailor]

God, please let the IRS glitch when direct depositing my $1400 and accidentally send $14,000. In your almighty name..Amen...

[lex @Phyll_UpMyCup]

You know how you catch that you find that you love your significant other in the weirdest ways like example i just sent a picture of a stray cat at a winery that I’m at and he just replied “pspspspspspspspss”

[lex @Phyll_UpMyCup]

@notsosha I am not. The CDC says no.

[lex @Phyll_UpMyCup]

@brandeeleannee his folded hands in the second one 😂😂😂😂

[lex @Phyll_UpMyCup]

Look it’s me and @JakeMincer24 s relationship

[jamie loftus 🌭 @jamieloftusHELP]

my boyfriend is 3 years younger than me and loves to say things like "that wasn't really a middle school song for me..."