"Are you aware of the fact that Albert has become an alchemist?...Well, Erwin is also an alchemist these days."
Niels Bohr being interviewed by John Moffat(1950s).
Contained in "Einstein Wrote Back: My Life in Physics" by John Moffat
CORRECTION
"...Albert is an Old Fool."
- Erwin Schrödinger in conversation with John Moffat (1950s)
Quoted in @phalpern's book "Einstein's Dice and Schrödinger's Cat"
"Albert is an Old Fool"
- Erwin Schrödinger to John Moffat
(November 3, 1925)
Albert Einstein Duplicate Archive, Princeton, NJ, 22-004
Quoted in @phalpern's book "Einstein's Dice and Schrödinger's Cat"
N. David Mermin quoting a joke he heard from Rudolf Peierls.
Contained in the book "Boojums all the way through: communicating science in a prosaic age." (1990)
https://t.co/PuawAaWqI9
R.O. Redman roasting Fred Hoyle
(2005)
From the contribution "Red giants: then and now" by John Faulkner
Contained in the book "The Scientific Legacy of Fred Hoyle" edited by Douglas Gough
https://t.co/8J5pZI6Opu
"I don't want to be quoted insulting people. It's not nice. Some of these people are my friends."
- Murray Gell-Mann, after a series of demeaning comments about other physicists
(Dec 17, 2013)
https://t.co/YYGcz1EVMs
"Einstein was confused, not the quantum theory."
- Stephen Hawking
(June 21 1997)
Lecture at the Amsterdam Symposium on Gravity, Black Holes, and String Theory
"What Descartes did was a good step. You have added much several ways... If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants."
- Isaac Newton making fun of Robert Hooke's short stature
https://t.co/L30VBU1pNC