Miss B

[Miss B @PhysicsRelated]

Good morning, reminder that these things are not normal or okay: racism, sexism, xenophobia, homophobia, transphobia, antisemitism.

[Jeremiah @jeremiah_baldo]

@DougDucey on my airplane and no way this is true. I say 5 feet 6 inches max

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Dream Crushed Over Trivial Bullshit Represents Nation Better Than Gold Medal Ever Could https://t.co/Eqd0kSuPMg

[Miss B @PhysicsRelated]

I'm the priest

[Miss B @PhysicsRelated]

When I catch a student cheating and don't fail them

[Miss B @PhysicsRelated]

Me: “maybe I’m actually very normal”
Also me: literally crying in her bedroom closet because she just realized if quarantine ends she will have to see other humans again and that’s overwhelming

[Miss B @PhysicsRelated]

In another life I will write whole books on speech pattern and vocal inflection trends like how currently on TikTok there are a zillion people who took the Vlog Brothers YouTube cadence and injected it with Moira Rose and I kind of hate it but also don't?

[Miss B @PhysicsRelated]

@CGordonPhysics I have to review my recordings all the time for attendance purposes or to find an explanation of something and let me assure you Y I K E S. It’s funny bc I’d have thought I’d hate seeing myself on camera but I don’t. I hate HEARING myself hahaha

[Miss B @PhysicsRelated]

Nothing highlights how many filler words you use like seeing recordings of every class you teach 💀

[Miss B @PhysicsRelated]

Also I touch my face or itch my nose approximately once every five seconds. Do I do this in real life? Only when recording myself and feeling like a weirdo? I don’t know?

[Miss B @PhysicsRelated]

Next week (um) there’s (um) no school Monday so (um) we (um) will meet (um) Tuesday instead. (um) remember...(um) your lab report is due (um) tonight

[Miss B @PhysicsRelated]

Yes, I think my eyebrows are great and I’m not sorry

[Miss B @PhysicsRelated]

As someone who has naturally amazing thick eyebrows AND had to live through the era of 90s brows let me tell you how PUMPED I am about current brow trends

[Miss B @PhysicsRelated]

I just cancelled an order from someone who wanted a bunch of white supremacist garbage on a shirt but I’m thinking I should have taken their money and sent them a tee that said something profane about nazis

[Miss B @PhysicsRelated]

omg what about the people who were on planes 😭

[Dan Slott @DanSlott]

Last MCU Blip thought:

The pilot of this helicopter (from the INFINITY WAR post credit scene)...

...when they blip back, do they appear 20 stories in the air, spinning w/o a helicopter?

And on *that* thought, back to work. ttyl.

[Miss B @PhysicsRelated]

Captain Marvel makes me so happy ughhhhhh