Phyllis M. Pruyn

Stand-up Comedian, Retired Scuba Instructor, Writer, Editor

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Send a case of BEER 🍺 🍻🍺to Kavanaugh; it’s the only case he’s qualified to judge!!!

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@iqrafatma1278 Remote control for future TVs.

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@sweet_nector1 Horseradish grinder

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@__Amoxicillin_ It is still possible because “money talks!” He who has the most money wins at everything they want. Our political system ignores what it wants; and/or starts a war to distract us when we question what he did wrong in his past.

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@tullman @allenanalysis You can say that both Charles Kusher and Donald Trump have their convictions!

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@lippyent Tool used to slice cheese,

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@LeadingReport At least Brian Driscoll has some scruples!

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@SoldiersWhisper Happy Father’s Day! You have lived a marvelous life; I hope you enjoy your Birthday along with Father’s Day! May you enjoy a healthy life with lots of joy!

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@jokedoctor Thanks, Jerry! 💕💗💕

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@jokedoctor Do you think he still knows how to drive a car? I thought his experience with driving always included a golf ball!

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@neal_katyal Neal, your mother looks fabulous! Besides beautiful looks, I hope that she has perfect health as well.

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This Friday, 8/9/24, 7-8:30pm, a benefit for the Lions’ Foothill Service Club for the Blind in Glendale. Fabulously funny Comedians for a great night out!

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Friday, 7/26/24, at the Zephyr Theater on Melrose in LA to see a performance of “Matilda the Hun.” There will be two more performances this weekend: Saturday, 7/27/24, 8pm, and one Matinee on Sunday, 7/28/24. 5pm.

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This Friday evening, 7:00pm to 8:30pm. Free parking!

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I support independent, progressive media. That's why I chipped in to Daily Kos. https://t.co/xYOEXQ3pSV

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Terrific lineup for the 5/12/23 Comedy Show, for the benefit of the Foothill Service Club for the Blind in Glendale. It’s only $15 cash, with free parking.

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Have a great afternoon next Sunday, April 30, 2023, enjoying good food and drinks, while watching some very funny comedians, including me! Phyllis From Phila

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@TheAbztraktt @fasc1nate Olga Korbut is not black.

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@pattonoswalt Mermaids are mythological creatures; they can be any color we want them to be!