Pibbleskog

La creatura. She/her.

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@CA_Worman @Pontifex Maybe you could use the tools God gave you to learn to paint and draw yourself instead of taking the easy road like a soulless ape

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@TheConnorDawn How the fuck would you erase Bungie lore after Halo 4? Are you stupid?

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@Mixmaster226 "It's not the more obvious explanation, it's actually [retarded explanation to cover up a later bullshit fakeout]

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Always the motherfucker with a $10 bottle of "Eau de Dogpiss" who decides they need an 8th spray in the morning

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You can't make a donkey omelette without breaking a few donkeys

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@frogarchist I’d blow my shit smooth off

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@Trena400 Campaign Evolved is a blight on gaming and every worst trait of 343 made manifest

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@MAXHALO369 Wrote a paragraph to say “it could have been worse.” What high standards

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A lot of people criticized Campaign Evolved for being a bad Halo game, but in reality, it might be the best game 343 ever made, because it finally shut down their studio.

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@CelesarVT Maybe their last game should have been something new instead of heating CE’s nachos for the 5th time

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@Leigh_Phillips No way a guy who looks like he’s hiding a microwave in his mouth is saying all that

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I hate the idea that John Stewart’s constructs are machine-accurate because he’s an architect.

Like all architects, he has no idea how the fuck any of it works, but like most architects, he has enough willpower to insist it should anyway.

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@allie__voss “Why would you want a Time Machine to the end of your flight?” Are you fucking retarded?

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BILBO BAGGINS IS A CARPETBAGGER

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@AngloFash01 Monarchist dog. Go suck the malformed cock of your sausage-fingered, inbred German king some more.

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@lonestardraco @KU_Football If John Brown descended from Heaven today, he'd light you on fire

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@DogmanDusttin Stop

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@Wasabi_Ner One of your countrymen had the exact same experience 70 years ago