Dan

Bringing gentlemanliness to the U.S.

[Dan @Picarats]

OH MAN. Wendy Williams on DWTS? I want to know what @joelmchale and @thesoup thinks of this.

[Dan @Picarats]

@yvettenbrown Your new site looks amazing, as does your picture! :D

[Dan @Picarats]

@nbccommunity We would watch Birdemic: Shock and Terror. Maybe he could make sense of it.

[Dan @Picarats]

@iamamyrhodes You shoud start a Twitter feud with Rihanna right now. No one will notice!

[Dan @Picarats]

LMFAOOO. I have always loooooved @joelmchale, but this absolutely proves he needs to host, like, everything from now on. #SpiritAwards

[Dan @Picarats]

But really, who the fuck would want to Shazam those Old Navy songs? It's so presumptuous, especially when one of the songs is ABOUT ANKLES.

[Rick Hamilton @ginmethod]

The Old Navy commercial told me to Shazam the song but I accidentally opened my blinds and pressed my junk against the window instead.

[Dan @Picarats]

OH NO THEY TRAPPED MICHELLE OBAMA IN A PLASTIC BALL AND NOW SHE FELL #ANTM

[Dan @Picarats]

Hi Ellen! What trivial superpower would you want to have? I want to be able to make people's voices crack on command. #AskEllen

[Dan @Picarats]

More talented than @yvettenbrown? I doubt it.

[Dan @Picarats]

@Randallsanimals "I mean it's like having a pickup truck in the fucking water, are you kidding me?" BEST YOUTUBE SERIES/VIDEOS/WHATEVER EVER

[Dan @Picarats]

I thought that TT Boobie Gibson was some weird nickname for Debbie Gibson. OH WELL.

[Dan @Picarats]

@AnnWard91 Get a 3DS when it comes out! :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXLt3PvJdtI&t=2m8s

[Dan @Picarats]

I think @danharmon is my favorite tweeter/Twitter user/whatever the fuck you want to call it.

[Dan @Picarats]

@Snapple Trop-A-Rocka :]

[Jeremy Lang @Lang_2727]

FUCK YOU LADY ANTEBELLUM. YOU SUCK. THAT SONG SUCKS. STOP STEALING DESERVING NOMINEES' #GRAMMYS.

[Dan @Picarats]

"Grammy wimmers" -Lea Michele #grammys

[Dan @Picarats]

HEY SOUL SISTER IS LITERALLY THE WORST, MOST OVERRATED FUCKING SONG EVER #grammys #rage

[Dan @Picarats]

Are we serious? [PIC] http://t.co/5xixEP6 via @Digg