Jota died and Ronaldo chose to go on a vacation on his yacht instead.
Ramos got married and Ronaldo is missing.
Ronaldo didn’t attend to support his teammates on do or die game of Portugal
And they wonder why Portugal hates that 41 year old child Ronaldo.
🚨#BREAKING: A mother in Memphis TN has been charged with m*rder after she sh0t a 20-year-old man she found hiding under her CHILD'S BED at 1:45 a.m.
When the mother was asked why she did it, she said:
"I did what I had to do."
“Messi is ridiculous. 😭 He does everything right. At PSG, Neymar and I thought we were the top guys. Then Messi took 10 shots. Neymar scored 7, I scored 6… Messi scored all 10, he was just passing it to the net , and I shouted at the goalkeeper to jump”😂
— Kylian Mbappé
Foi anunciado Dear Passengers, um coop onde se trabalha na pior companhia aérea do mundo: um jogador é o piloto, os restantes são comissários de bordo e o objetivo é evitar o caos.
"How disgusting, a 64-team World Cup is anti-football."
Me watching Kenya vs Gibraltar because Tanzania couldn't beat Seychelles in the intercontinental playoff to qualify
Five things that will be said during the Conor McGregor vs Max Holloway fight
"Green trunks for the southpaw"
"5 year layoff"
"Conor looks gigantic"
"Titanium shinbone"
"Joe I'm really hungry, please rub my big fat belly my name is Daniel Cormier and I love eating food during my time on the commentary desk"
Literalmente son 500.000 habitantes repartidos en 10 islas. La mayoría en las más grandes. Si van a las playas de Cabo Verde un día cualquiera seguro se cruzan con Vozinha tomándose unas birras en la orilla