I Got Game!

All of my #pickuplines are funny. Some are sexy. Some are rude. Some are just wrong. If you can't take a joke. The joke is on you.

Lets see those boobies!

[I Got Game! @PickUpLinesU]

We're going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and fuck.

[I Got Game! @PickUpLinesU]

I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.

[I Got Game! @PickUpLinesU]

I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you back to my domain.

[I Got Game! @PickUpLinesU]

Bible-Gateway happens to be my homepage.

[I Got Game! @PickUpLinesU]

I have a private island. Wanna see it?

[I Got Game! @PickUpLinesU]

When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.

[I Got Game! @PickUpLinesU]

Do you like my belt buckle? (any response is okay ) It would look better against your forehead!

[I Got Game! @PickUpLinesU]

If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?

[I Got Game! @PickUpLinesU]

Honey, you're sweeter than pi.

[I Got Game! @PickUpLinesU]

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

[I Got Game! @PickUpLinesU]

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.

[I Got Game! @PickUpLinesU]

You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

[I Got Game! @PickUpLinesU]

I�m an addict. Will you be my heroin?

[I Got Game! @PickUpLinesU]

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

[I Got Game! @PickUpLinesU]

HI! Can I buy you a car?

[I Got Game! @PickUpLinesU]

How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?

[I Got Game! @PickUpLinesU]

I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!

[I Got Game! @PickUpLinesU]

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' between 'F' and 'CK'

[I Got Game! @PickUpLinesU]

Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.

[I Got Game! @PickUpLinesU]

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.