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[AJP @Pickisms]

Shani making pasta:
Austin: "hey so you know how you're making those noodles soft, well you do the opposite for me."

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"Dude there's so many samsquanches out there, I just heard one cluckleing."

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Group text talking about food plans...

"Fedt, you can say whatever you want and Shani can't see it, so if you say that she has a smelly butthole she might not even see it."

Shani was in that group text that day, and no one ever figured out what the fuck he was talking about.

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Troy: "Why don't I get any Nerds?"
Pick: "First of all they're Nerds Clusters, second of all fuck off, they're mine."

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"The backup camera doesn't update fast enough for a drunk person."

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"The only thing hard is my boner for my girlfriend."

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*Sees buddy gets a spicy snap.*
"So you getting some breeze on that?"

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"I treat you like a queen."

Zach - "with a lowercase q"

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Talking about the mud chunks on his sleeve...

"I got a muttenchuck on my sleeve."

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"On the positive contrary..."

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"Last weekend we went to look at boats at Brass Bro Shops..."

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"Andy, pretty sure I don't fuck you, and you didn't birth me, so I'm not gonna listen to you on what I'm gonna drink."

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Right now it's in lingo.

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*Shows picture of RZR on big rocks.

"This does depickit."

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Essentially.

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"Let's be honest...you can fuck off."

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[Party Life @LifeAsParty]

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After last weekend's shitshow, Austin just asked me if I ever made it to his house.

I was there for 90 min before he was over the john...

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