Michael Patrickson

Aye look somewhere else you anomaly

[harra @d_h2476]

My mate RHYS MILLS has lost his passport last night in Dusseldorf in the Altsradt area… if anyone has picked it up can they get in contact with me #nufc #nufcaway

[Michael Patrickson @PickleMick97]

Funeral 2: The Electric Boogaloo

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Woman who knocked on coffin during her own funeral dies after a week in intensive care https://t.co/WL3dIKq27n

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Pale Blue Dot is a photo of Earth that was taken by the Voyager 1 space probe in 1990 from a distance of about 6 billion kilometers (3.7 billion miles) as it was leaving our solar system. This is what Carl Sagan said about the photo:

"Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it, everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor, and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every 'superstar,' every 'supreme leader,' every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there — on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.

The Earth is the only world known so far to harbor life. There is nowhere else, at least in the near future, to which our species could migrate. Visit, yes. Settle, not yet. Like it or not, for the moment the Earth is where we make our stand. It has been said that astronomy is a humbling and character-building experience. There is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another, and to preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known.”

[Michael Patrickson @PickleMick97]

@rory2111 @jamiewhu01 That’ll be 300czk please

[Michael Patrickson @PickleMick97]

If you want smackheads to leave you alone just shadowbox them

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Penguins walking in 5x speed

[Michael Patrickson @PickleMick97]

Standard customer interaction:

Customer: “Can I order some drinks please?”

Me: “Sure, what can I get for you?”

Customer: “Thank you” - *Proceeds to walk away*

Swear some people are NPCs

[Michael Patrickson @PickleMick97]

@ROUNDTHEBEND__ @Robin_Z98

[Michael Patrickson @PickleMick97]

Just witnessed some wife use her sniff shovel of a little fingernail to dig out her fellas earwax on the bus.

And they say true loves dead.

[harra @d_h2476]

Soon as I seen the Snapchat of him drinking Estrella and vibin’ to stompin on the bus at 9am, I knew this was coming.

[Michael Patrickson @PickleMick97]

@rxkprod @tize4PF @Robin_Z98

[harra @d_h2476]

Can’t stand the little scouse twat but if he starts rinsing people and putting them top bins then al think he’s a sound kid

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Watch hundreds of years of yellowing varnish being removed from this Jacobean Panel Portrait of a Noblewoman painted in 1617 in England

📹restoration and video by Philip Mould

[Michael Patrickson @PickleMick97]

@tommivotieno Gary Lineker wants to know your location

[Michael Patrickson @PickleMick97]

@tommivotieno Next stop is cheese and onion

[Michael Patrickson @PickleMick97]

“I’ve just yt’d orange in me mouth yi kna, was pua lush”

@ryanmcr1998

2022

[apandah @apandahvevo]

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