Severus Snape

I am Snape, Potions Master.
I like long walks on the beach, playing with my rubbber ducky,@Mr_Duckykins &Bothering Potter. Role play account

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*cuddles @Mr_Duckykins and gives sober up potion* There there my darling ducky... you should feel much better soon.

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@Mr_Duckykins Yes, I believe you but I think we'll be going to AA once more... You do know hard liquor is bad for your liver... *pats you*

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@Mr_Duckykins Yes I know... I love you too. *hugs you* And no I wasn't playing nude in the sticker bushes again.

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@Hynderson hoo hoo! *like the Pillsbury Dough boy*

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*Moons twitter* Take that you futile petulance!

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To all of the Harry Potters: BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER!!!!

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I shall put you to bed to sleep it off, you naughty duck. *Tosses Mr.Duckykins into bed, tosses covers over him* Sleep tight my precious.

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Oh Mr. Duckykins... your breath smell of plastic and firewhisky... *squeek gurgle* Oh, do say excuse me when you do that... *fans*

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Not over here.. not over there... OH THERE YOU ARE Mr. Duckykins! *squeak* What are you doing in the liquor cabinet?

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Now where in the devil did I put my snuggly wuggly Mr Duckykins...

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*Poof* HOLY GORILLA MILK I REMEMBERED MY PASSWORD! I KNEW THOSE MEMORY POTIONS WOULD PAY OFF! Now to rid myself of the pink fur side effect!

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*curtain opens, Looks around, ducks down, curtain closes* meh... *goes back to bed* zzzzzzzzz

[Severus Snape @PickleVictory]

*cuddles @Mr_Duckykins next to his black eye* Maybe it isn't noticeable... *hugs the ducky*

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*Officially has a black eye*

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Bother... *looks in the mirror, sees the swelling* Well it's just my luck. Anyone got a raw steak I can borrow? *sad sigh*

[Severus Snape @PickleVictory]

I have reached 100 followers! This certainly calls for a celebration! *pops the cork off of a bottle of champagne, cork hits me in the eye*

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♫ Under the sea!!! UNDER THE SEA!!! Darling it's better, down where it's wetter, take it from me!!! ♫

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@Mr_Duckykins Oh, well it'll be alright. I give you kisses all the time. :) @roguemistletoe

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@severusprince I don't know, I'm just a puppet. *twittles thumbs*

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JUST For the record... I do like unicorns. They are quite comfy, soft and make great pillows...