Ian Scamans

Living in NW Cumbria, yearning for the flatness (and better weather) of Essex. Table top wargamer & West Ham fan. 🤪 ⚒️

[Ian Scamans @Pickledegg101]

My body is a temple. Ancient and crumbling; probably cursed and most certainly harbouring an unspeakable horror.

[Ian Scamans @Pickledegg101]

I am in Essex. It's 30 degrees, Betty Swollocks doesn't cover it.

[Ian Scamans @Pickledegg101]

Are Cumberland Council going to collect our green waste tomorrow??? It'll be 2 months since they last did it!

[Ian Scamans @Pickledegg101]

I did it!! Current run is 150. Now to 200. 🤣🤣🤣😭

#Wordle

[Ian Scamans @Pickledegg101]

Squeaky bum time. Longest streak in Wordle is 147, I'm currently on 146! Eeek!!

[Ian Scamans @Pickledegg101]

When I die I want my ashes pressed into a record; it's my vinyl request.

[Ian Scamans @Pickledegg101]

I have a confession to make...I really like this year's UK Eurovision entry...📷

[Ian Scamans @Pickledegg101]

Dogs don't get puns.

Out for a walk this morning and me and Gizmo see a hare and she really wants to get it but it was off and away. Gizmo was disappointed but I reassured her "You know what they say; hare today, gone tomorrow." She didn't laugh. 🤣

[Ian Scamans @Pickledegg101]

@dwright75 Was thinking the same thing myself, 50/50 more like. It's not like MGW was getting the ball himself.

[Ian Scamans @Pickledegg101]

FFS West Ham!

[Ian Scamans @Pickledegg101]

Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.

[Ian Scamans @Pickledegg101]

We need more ties in wargaming. And more totty....no you silly little thing! That's not a Polish hussar, that's a cuirassier from Napoleon's Armée du Nord.

[Ian Scamans @Pickledegg101]

A dull and boding morning sky today. As they say around these parts "it's grim Oop norf".

[Ian Scamans @Pickledegg101]

A cold morning sky over Bridekirk. Also, with this much snow, as seen on Gizmo's coat, I may not be able to get into work....🤣

[Ian Scamans @Pickledegg101]

Me and the eldest are sat ready to watch Predator Badlands.

[Ian Scamans @Pickledegg101]

Another stunning Bridekirk morning.

[Ian Scamans @Pickledegg101]

@WestHam So, more poor defending....

[Ian Scamans @Pickledegg101]

The Dungeons and Dragons player's guide to being a pussy magnet https://t.co/UreAa8wZqC

[Ian Scamans @Pickledegg101]

I think the view on the dog walk this morning benefited from the extra hour in bed.