🇮🇷Journalist: "Who won the war?"
🇮🇷Araghchi: "They had planned to take over Iran within 48 hours of starting the war."
🇮🇷Journalist: "So?"
🇮🇷Araghchi: "It’s day 184. They lost the Strait of Hormuz. They lost their bases across the Middle East. And thanks to Trump, we’ll make $100 billion from Hormuz. You tell me who won." 🔥🔥
A Jehovah's Witness knocked on my door today so I invited him in, gave him a cup of tea and some biscuits then said to him, “So, what is all this Jehovah's Witness thing about then?"
He replied, "I haven't got a clue, I've never got this far before."