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Tweeting about The Bachelor franchise, Gilmore Girls, and bad Hallmark movies, probably

[TheBachBabes @TheBachBabes]

What does it say about this world that virtually every woman on this show has had relationship trauma?

The way men treat women is an actual epidemic

#TheBachelor

[polly pickpocket @PickpocketPolly]

@katied1296 Yes! Just the way he minimized the significance of her setback! And also, it’s very normal to try to relate to people by connecting their experiences to yours. She never said it was exactly the same.

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“Your career is less important than me making someone my wife” is such a red flag 🚩 🚩 🚩

[Bachelor Bob @BachelorBob_]

Greer: I had Covid at the end of the quarter during year end so it messed with my *career* in sales, I know how you feel missing out on things

Zach: Yeah I think me missing out on finding a wife is slightly more important than your little ~sales~ problems

#TheBachelor

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There’s just such self importance going on here. Who among us hasn’t had to cancel plans because we got sick? Like he’s just some dude who is dating. Unless he thinks being the Bachelor is his job. In which case, why is his job so much more important than hers?

[polly pickpocket @PickpocketPolly]

Honest question: is anyone excited about Zach being the next Bachelor? And if so, why?

I found him to be really bland and a bit disingenuous. Nothing about him compels me to watch his season

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I mean there was buildup throughout the season. But the scene itself was this weird cut scene and just didn’t flow at all

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I want to talk about the final episode of the summer I turned pretty. Without spoilers, what was up with the pacing of the final 10 minutes??? The last scene should have been monumental but was so anti-climactic! It needed its own episode. So weird. No buildup.

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After reading all your tweets last night, I feel as if I very much made the right decision to skip this season of the Bachelor. No hate to anyone, I just don’t want that level of messy #Clayton

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These people do not know how to ride a horse. The end #TheRoyalTreatment

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Oh baby, you better believe I’m ironically live tweeting The Royal Treatment what with there horrible attempts at NY accents and the love interest’s straight-from-Purple-Rain hair.

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I just rolled my eyes so hard at the horse. This is like ultra-literal Pretty Woman ending

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Trying to get to the bottom of why everyone in Bach nation is suddenly drinking espresso martinis. Is it some sort of sponsorship thing? Kit, Kenny, Katie, Justin, Andrew S., etc etc etc. Or are espresso martinis just actually good? Please help me figure this out

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I also find it exceedingly creepy how much Palmer sounds like Harrison. Very clear that the franchise honchos just wanted a carbon copy of their previous host. Really missed the Tayshia/Kaitlyn energy, tbh #Bachelor

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Clayton seems perfectly nice but after watching night 1, I’ve decided to sit the rest of this season out. I simply don’t care enough to devote hours of my time to someone I know nothing about (because he only got 8 minutes of screen time as a contestant!!).