Pickup Line Lab☢

Recognize him...
The Ladies Man aka Howard Wolowitz from the Big Bang Theory with some catchy pickup lines.

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I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?

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Baby I will treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.

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Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

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Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.

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Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

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Swans only have one partner for their whole life, and if their partner dies they could pass away from broken heart.

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Running Pick Up Lines: Do you work for Nike? (Why?) Cause every time I see you i wanna "Just Do It"

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The distance between you and me is far apart,but the distance between our heart is just beside.

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Baby, you’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

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If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.

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Baby, you must be a compass... Cause I'd be lost without you

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I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!

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'Why are you following me?"
Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

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I sought for Love. But Love ran away from me. I sought my Soul. But my Soul I couldn't see. Then I sought You, And I found all three

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The main facts in human life are five: birth, food, sleep, love and death.

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I hear you're good at algebra.....Will you replace my eX without asking Y?

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The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets. The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears. And the kindest hearts have felt the most pain

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Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

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Funny Pick Up Lines: "On a scale from one to ten, can I have your number?"

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You must be eating oranges. (Why?) Cuz baby, you are what you eat.