TNU Pickup Lines

Keeping Christians in the game

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Her: I will never date you
Me: That's fine. Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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No Chartwells November

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HUB shows

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Needing that special someone who: Watches anime on the second floor of the library, takes gluten free communion, will makeout with me in the Benson lobby, likes to climb the campus trees, and has an affinity for squirrels

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Get you a girl who has only heard of a "Broadway" in New York

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I swear the caf is more consistent than some of these Vec girls 🤧

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I want you to scream my name like one of the HUB workers

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My soul aches for your words of intimacy. Give me your lips as a sign of commitment and I will bless you with the rains of my wealth. The God of the Hebrews is behind my love, and I will never forsake thee.

So Caf date?

[Tim Gaines @TimothyRGaines]

I’m happy to help, but I can’t promise my presence would actually be helpful to your romantic prospects.

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@TimothyRGaines You take what you can get

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I believe the Lord predestined you for me. You don't want to upset the Lord do you? I wouldn't risk it

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A pro tip for my Christian men. Ask the girl you're trying to impress to join you at the altar for prayer. Start praying over your high income and responsibilities, along with a non profit you own.

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She wants a guy who can pull off a cup from the caf cup stack

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Pro Tip: Try kissing your girlfriend behind the chapel smoke

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Talking to your crush on your own < Getting Tim Gaines to feed you pick up lines

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Just looking for a girl to share a meal plan with

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It's not official until you get caught at Love Circle 🥰

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Hey girl, you wanna come to my dorm room tonight, sit with two feet on the ground, turn every light I have in my room on, and memorize the apostle's creed?

Haha sorry sorry too far too soon.

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You're the roach to my HUB

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