Pickup Girls

Me and my bro are here to make you laugh, and but also help out socially awkward guys. I

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Peaut butter or jelly?

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"@AwkwardJim: Walks up to girl. Girl walks away..." It's so awkward, everyone looks at you haha

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@SupaDupaJosh Yeah, it's just uncomfortable.

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@SupaDupaJosh Yes. It's cuddle season.

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"@FunnyOrTruth: Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet." Yrah. Not even a fair fight.

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@SupaDupaJosh you have the coolest name. And I agree

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While I'm out being social, my friends stay inside with mine craft.

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#myfavoriteshampoo main and tail. Like Chazz Michael Michaels, I must keep my main looking shiny and feeling smooth.

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I love women #reasonstolive #heysexylady

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Then in-law incest.

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I'd marry your cat to get on the family. #crazyaf

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The number one regret women have is to not kiss a random guy. It's been proven by @stumkorean

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Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

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So ready for the day.

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Yo. #playa4life #tryingtohard #heysexylady #theflameinallofus #obamney #myownholiday #allthesingleladies #shittypublicrestrooms #thuglyfe

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Which pickup lines work the best on you?

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#reasonstostayalive women.

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Soooooo, what's ur name? *her name* Oh, I'm *ur name here*, but you can call me tonight(; *hand her ur number*

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@OnDreDre There's a simple explanation for this. You obviously have a Nutella fetish.

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To my 5 followers: Thanks for following me.