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i came on twitter for the porn then i realized twitter was actually kinda funny.

[Nigerian Giant @SheWantsTheVic]

Yes the fuck it is loose dick

[imran @imranye]

in my 12 years on this app, this is the most insane tweet i have ever read

[DIONE @blueliasd]

barista at my favorite coffee shop said “you’re our last customer” when handing me my drink, and when i replied “for the day?” he said “no, ever” before following me out and posting a permanently closed sign on the window

[ttkaiser @derKAISERr_]

cuando te frotas el ojo y no podes parar

[໒꒰ྀིっ ̫ _ ꒱ྀིა𓈒 𓂂𓏸 @Thatonehobo__]

How nutting while drunk feels like

[pris @pwiscila]

Just found out Dippin’ Dots caters weddings

[pink pilates princess💗 @KUNTAKUNTY]

Yeah put me in your passenger seat with my hands tied and duct tape while you drive and finger me a lil bit

[bloodbath @DRENCHMAN00]

why would he do that😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[riva @fakeishangel]

Silenced for speaking the truth 😢

[ceejae @lovelyyyjanaiah]

I would fervently rub my pussy while consuming this. On the very last bite, I’ll wait until I’m close again after edging myself throughout the process of eating it, then I’ll squirt all over my fingers while swallowing the last bite

[fe mose @spikepunkcrash]

como eu me sinto quando não consigo distinguir se aconteceu, foi uma memória ou um sonho

[princess @lolaadietcola]

saw a family today and the husband was carrying the baby and holding his toddlers hand while wearing a back pack and carrying two bags and the mom was on her phone texting and smoking a cigarette

[n @HATETHEREALME]

she got morning dew u gotta show her #TheWood

[🫧🎀 @6ixpretty]

How it felt finding out that we're both the same type of freaks

[riceyッ❥𐀔 @ryoumommysbaby]

when he’s drilling ur shit and starts saying stuff like “mhm?”

[mya ⋆˚✿ @sparklingpeach_]

the weed smell mixing with the notes of a fall candle and some cookies

[alice @aliceyeen]

this is not weed anymore yall are smoking alien pussy fungus

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

This how Mojo Jojo brain be hangin out his helmet

[coco ᵕ̈ @cobyjak27]

when there’s confetti and little emojis after you submit your assignment on canvas

[eve ★ @jakeywz_]

odeio quando eu tô brava com alguém e ela me faz rir