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just a compilation of my observations while trapped in this godforsaken nation

[Piddy @PiddyPyro]

if i was God for a day i would change human biology so women cant get pregnant unless they orgasm too

[Piddy @PiddyPyro]

i copped a 2TB SSD for £80 in 2020, RIP to the good ol' days

im ready

[Shiina @ShiinaBR]

GTA 6 has a 210GB download size on PS5

(via @PlaystationSize)

[Piddy @PiddyPyro]

if you werent outside when post malone dropped white iverson i actually cannot have any conversations with you regarding music

what a fucking time

[Piddy @PiddyPyro]

my trims so good i make old white women wanna not be racist n shit

[Piddy @PiddyPyro]

if i was God for a day i would change human biology so women cant get pregnant unless they orgasm too

[Piddy @PiddyPyro]

i like my women like i like my kit kats...

[Hoops Crave @HoopsCrave]

What have I done

[Piddy @PiddyPyro]

dunno if this is related or not but back when Rick and Morty only had 2 seasons on Netflix i used to throw it on during dates... i put SOOOOO many people onto that show

the Little Bits restaurant advert is a fan favourite ive noticed

[fisherking @fisherk1ng]

a buddy in college, throughout college (4yrs) exclusively watched The Office as a way to date. He would match with girls (tinder or school) and tell them over and over again that he’s “never seen it” and the opening dates with these girls would just be watching the office

[FAHI | Jan 26th 2024 💔 @Fahi_Types]

Every time I see a football account from India and Nigeria, I block them. I might start blocking you guys that RT that shit onto the TL too.

[Piddy @PiddyPyro]

made a new facebook account just so i can use FB Marketplace

[Piddy @PiddyPyro]

at a certain point if you're not running a business or promoting art or whatever you have to ask yourself why you have 4 different twitter accounts

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

This is so inhumane. I am so sorry the world is letting you all down!

[Piddy @PiddyPyro]

@malinalauren_ hello my dove, my love

[Piddy @PiddyPyro]

mannn, they can NEVERRRR make likes public again

[Piddy @PiddyPyro]

its gonna be Callum Turner, put money on it

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Jack Lowden, Callum Turner and Josh O’Connor are among the actors in the mix to be the next James Bond.

They are currently doing final auditions.

(Source: Deadline)

[Piddy @PiddyPyro]

@Justamute this guys got fucking jOWKS

[Piddy @PiddyPyro]

...which GTA mate?

[Urban GTA 6 @Urban_GTA_6]

This is 100% going to happen to at least one person. 😭

Tt: tyscott86444

[Piddy @PiddyPyro]

@Justamute american literary crisis example number 6 million

[Piddy @PiddyPyro]

happy start of the NBA season for those who celebrate...

i havent watched a single game of football all season

watching Arsenal win the Prem earlier this year has killed all my joy for that sport

[Piddy @PiddyPyro]

@theashrb why she put the eyelash filter on looool

[Casey Lawrence @LeanandCuisine]

Peter Parkers coworkers when he first started submitting photos at the Daily Bugle 📷

[Piddy @PiddyPyro]

i dont mean to be dismissive of the question and get all serious to whats an obvious joke tweet, but if someone wasnt able to tell you their name for whatever reason wouldnt you just assume their gender via their sex organs?

[emi @emicyliss]

if john doe is the name of an unnamed boy and jane doe is the name of an unnamed girl whats the name of an unnamed nonbinary person