Pie and Schnapps

Fangirling shamelessly. Word-slinger. Lesbian/queer/gay. I put the siiIiiNg in single. She/her.

[Pie and Schnapps @PieAndSchnapps]

Making a pinned tweet since I should probably have made this official long ago:
Hi! I’m really not here anymore. I haven’t deleted the account yet since it’s occasionally useful, but I don’t check Twitter hardly ever. You can find me on Tumblr at pieheda. ❤️

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@IfBooksPod Also, Michael Hobbes: Thanks for “Folksy Gays”. This is what I shall name my Indigo Girls cover band.

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@IfBooksPod Seriously. Look in any liberal online space where they’re gleefully dunking on how dumb conservatives are. You’ll see a ton of memes without a MAGA hat in sight, where the entire joke is “a picture of a person who is clearly poor and rural.”

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@RepJimBanks I’m not sure if your message here is “don’t complain about your taxes paying for someone else’s education, they already pay for that in military spending” or “how will we get young people to needlessly risk their lives if we can’t bribe them”, can you clarify?

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lesbians are the best people in the whole wide world and don't argue with me here is proof

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RIP to Anne Rice, you were more than just a counterpoint to Twilight.

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Climbing out of twitter silence to say I learned Anne Rice died thanks to a post dunking on Stephanie Meyer‘s inferiority to Rice. Proving that a successful woman can’t even die without being compared to other successful women.

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Not to be exclusively Ashley/Marisha in yet another campaign, but I’m into how Fearne and Laudna are like side A and side B of a Tori Amos album. #TeamGothGirls #CriticalRoleSpoilers #CriticalRoleCampaign3

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@jediscum83 To be clear, I don’t disagree with her that some things are off about the sequels. But “we don’t know how she got Jedi powers” makes no sense. This means that any Jedi that isn’t a Skywalker makes no sense, since we don’t know where they got their powers from.

[Pie and Schnapps @PieAndSchnapps]

@jediscum83 So possible explanations are:
1. a Jedi breeding program that we’ve never heard of (gross)
2. Jedi having children in the same way that Anakin did, but parents keeping them secret after Vader slaughtered them all (very plausible)
3. Anyone could be Force sensitive (why not?)

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@getmenewhouse This (and other credit/compensation noted in this thread) absolutely counts, UNLESS you’re suffering from the Reverse Halo Effect and therefore desperately need to call out and cancel any behavior that you view as less than perfect. 🙄

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@ElfCubed @americanamemes I know people in LA, I don’t think they agree with this sign

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@Melethonomia Whatever the hell she’s doing, I don’t strive for it. I’ll keep my belly if it means not doing that.

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@Melethonomia The positive impact of con on my mental health balances the physical health risks.

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@Melethonomia I was a bit nervous about it. Now that I’m here, I’m heartened by how practically everyone is following the masking rules. But also yeah, I could use some luck probably.

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Running into the friends I converted to @AvivaByKameel while at Kameel’s #DragonCon2021

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@DragonCon Thanks. I appreciate the work you’re doing to make the con safe.