Pierce Cohen

Longhorn alum, lifelong Houston sports fan. I want everyone to have a good time. We are all best friends.

[James Herbert @outsidethenba]

lowry hasn’t scored but is +17 in 11 min lmao

[Pierce Cohen @PieCohen]

@PardonMyTake 56 - someone needs to make sure Billy doesn't win

[Mack Brown @CoachMackBrown]

When ask about Earl Campbell not finishing a mile run in practice, Bum Phillips said, “When it’s first and a mile, I won’t give it to him.”

[Pierce Cohen @PieCohen]

@chadaroo @tictoc Airport shake shack: one of the top burgers in the world

[Pierce Cohen @PieCohen]

@DSzymborski Weird description of Pirates of the Caribbean, but to each their own

[Pierce Cohen @PieCohen]

@megrowler RIP #notgraphs

[Pierce Cohen @PieCohen]

@megrowler Fangraphs, where baseball meets volcanoes meets farts

[Tyrann Mathieu @Mathieu_Era]

Damn I got cut and I’m a 93. https://t.co/k6l8oQKIiy

[Pierce Cohen @PieCohen]

@dixon1687 @scoopclemons Best six years of our lives

[ischadintown @ischadintown]

Yes

[Pierce Cohen @PieCohen]

@mike_petriello "Betts has a better OPS over the last two years" - NL evaluator
Trout: league leading 1.022 OPS since 2016
Betts: not league leading .869 OPS since 2016

I think we might be stretching on the term "evaluator" here.

[Dan Szymborski @DSzymborski]

I want baseball contracts to have playing time disincentives. Like if Jose Reyes gets 550 plate appearances, he should *lose* $500K, not gain it!

[Pierce Cohen @PieCohen]

@asklein @breckenridgemtn #pray4klein

[Chris Lilly @ChrisLilly_]

Today UCLA QB Josh Rosen said he would look at the NFL after the bowl game and when asked about what makes him want to play in the @Cactus_Bowl when other high profile players have skipped bowl games... he had this great answer. #UCLA #CactusBowl

[Al Iannazzone @Al_Iannazzone]

Michael Beasley on when he started feeling the hot hand: "January 9, 1989."

[Mr. Drinks On Me @Mr_DrinksOnMe]

A Gazelle entered a shop in the state of Colorado. The owner decided to give him some chocolate and biscuits. He left and half an hour later he came back bringing his entire family.

[Pierce Cohen @PieCohen]

@SamBeckett14 @sporer Checked out the rules, I’m interested! Are there still spots. Open?

[Pierce Cohen @PieCohen]

@msimonespn I know Jason Vargas had a great 1st half (at least by ERA), but how ridiculous is it now that someone actually predicted him to win the Cy Young?

[Houston Astros @astros]

The final out! #EarnedHistory