Katy Schwalbe

Building the unions, teaching the yoga, petting the kitties, fighting the Man.

[Katy Schwalbe @PieCuresAll]

@biancafortis @Columbia @nyphospital @propublica @NYMag @LJBeil @EvelynYang @CNN Clearly nothing stops a gynecologist intent on licking your genitals like the presence of a QR code in the exam room! Jesus take the wheel. @nyphospital @Columbia

[Katy Schwalbe @PieCuresAll]

@biancafortis @Columbia @nyphospital @propublica @NYMag @LJBeil @EvelynYang @CNN "we fixed the problem by putting QR codes in exam rooms!" well ok then. @nyphospital @Columbia

[Katy Schwalbe @PieCuresAll]

@biancafortis @Columbia @nyphospital @propublica @NYMag @LJBeil @EvelynYang @CNN kudos to @nyphospital and @Columbia for coming up with a response that's even more insulting than these excerpts

[Katy Schwalbe @PieCuresAll]

@_austrian do you have a live phone# customer service line? I sent in a claim about a lost bag nine days ago via your online form and have not heard back yet. This is terrible customer service.

[Katy Schwalbe @PieCuresAll]

@_austrian I've tried calling; they don't pick up the phone.

[Katy Schwalbe @PieCuresAll]

Hey @_austrian , you never loaded the bags on my flight. I've filed a claim but can't get in touch with anyone in your office. Will I ever get my bag back? :( Plz help.

[Katy Schwalbe @PieCuresAll]

@DeltaAssist @Delta DL401 has been on the tarmac for over four hours. No updates from pilot except to say it's "not Delta's finest hour" (no kidding). What's going on?

[Union of Union Reps @UURstrong]

BREAKING: Service Employees International Union asked to #pay15 to #FightFor15 Staff #15union4who #UURunstoppable

[SEIU Field Staff @SEIUworkinClass]

When @SEIU #Fightfor15 organizers are told they can't have a #union, we fight back and WE WIN!! #UURunstoppable #1u https://t.co/qk7WZcIg7L

[Katy Schwalbe @PieCuresAll]

Finally lined up to board after four cancelled flights only to be sent back b/c too much fuel on plane. A+ trolling by @Delta @DeltaAssist .

[Katy Schwalbe @PieCuresAll]

@PandaWithCookie that episode made the local news in Buffalo, no joke.

[The X-Files @thexfiles]

RT if you have chills listening to #TheXFiles music!

[Katy Schwalbe @PieCuresAll]

@PandaWithCookie remember when Cancer Man claimed he was responsible for the Bills losing the Superbowl(s)? :(

[The 7 Line @The7Line]

HERNANDEZ to @SNYtv. CESPEDES to the @Mets. Offseason complete. #LGM

[Katy Schwalbe @PieCuresAll]

Oh the weather outside is frightful
But the Mets have #Cespedes (delightful!)
25 days to Spring Training
Let it snow let it snow let it snow

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

A 31+ point comeback? It's been done before. #justsaying #GreatestComeback

WATCH: https://t.co/LGXX3O4wkO

[Katy Schwalbe @PieCuresAll]

Would replace conference call hold muzak with endless loop of Abbey Road #IfIWonPowerball

[Pedro Martinez @45PedroMartinez]

Feeding an orphan sheep at my mom's ranch

[Katy Schwalbe @PieCuresAll]

My kingdom for a roll of packing tape.

[Katy Schwalbe @PieCuresAll]

@DeltaAssist been stuck on plane on DCA tarmac for 1.5 hour, getting confusing messages about your takeoff system being down.Can u clarify?