Gaius.

❝Woah, watch the merchandise! This chocolate bar's worth more than that sickle you call a sword!❞ #FERP {S:}

[Gaius. @PiePilferer]

❝I guess at some point, I started to realize this war is bigger than just me. ..Might even be bigger than Jumbo bonbons..❞

🍭 Gaius
🥧 #FERP

[Gaius. @PiePilferer]

@adiredamsel 'Y'know, you usually do something where you crinkle your nose a little and go all.. like this.'

It isn't until *after* he demonstrates that he realizes his folly.

'Oh. Uhm, ahem. As I was saying, smiling really suits you, Twinkles.'

[Gaius. @PiePilferer]

@adiredamsel 'Yeah. Nothing like getting a new shiny rock.'

The way he speaks alludes to thievery, though, truthfully, his mind had drifted to the thought of glistening rock candy.

'It's a nice change of pace, is all. Your smile beats the pants off of that one thing you do with your face.'

[Gaius. @PiePilferer]

Yeah? Great.

There's plenty of cakes that count as breakfast. I would know.

Ya got your pancakes, pound cake, honeyed biscuits, flat-bread tarts, filled donuts..

[Gaius. @PiePilferer]

Cake for breakfast!?!?

[Gaius. @PiePilferer]

◈ & i thought i hadn't tweeted on Cordelia in a while.. my last gaius tweet is like exactly 1 year ago dsddslk

[𝑴𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒆 { H } @adiredamsel]

𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓾𝓽𝔂 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓮 ;
𝓔𝓵𝓮𝓰𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮.

🌷 crack/lit.
🌷 (n)sfw. primarily sfw on tl.
🌷 ship w/ chem, no lean.

#FERP #fearp #MVRP

♡ & rts appreciated !

[Gaius. @PiePilferer]

@AsinineKnave ‘Yeah, that’s.. not what I meant, specs.’

‘But you did just save the butterscotch I was looking forward to.’

‘Anywhere else look flaky?’

[Gaius. @PiePilferer]

@AsinineKnave ‘And I thought I had sticky fingers.. watch the merchandise, wouldja?’

[Gaius. @PiePilferer]

“I guess that early bird saying is true.”

“First in line, first to get at the choco flapjacks.”

[Gaius. @PiePilferer]

"Why's everyone wasting perfectly good candy on pranks? That's borderline criminal if you ask me."

[Gaius. @PiePilferer]

🥧

[Gaius. @PiePilferer]

@THRIFTERSBANE “So it’s like that, huh?”

“Alright, Red. You’re on. But if I win, I get a go at the sweets you’re pedaling.”

“I have it on good authority you just got fudge all the way from Themis..”

[Gaius. @PiePilferer]

“I’m a shoe in for a photo set! You can call my bit ‘body by chocolate.’”

“But, come to think of it— I don’t know that it’s possible anybody could get a shot of me doing anything other than wolfing down chocolate.”

[Gaius. @PiePilferer]

“Gift giving is a cinch. Just make something yourself.”

“..And source the ingredients somewhere ‘cheap.’”

[Gaius. @PiePilferer]

"Yeah, I think we got that much."

"Well, whatever you decide, I'll be sure to drop a ration of dessert by your tent. Choosing to go it alone is one thing, but a holiday without sweets? Uh-uh."

[Gaius. @PiePilferer]

"Well then? That sounds like plenty to me."

"Take it from me; in my line of work, it wasn't so rare to spend a holiday alone or holed up somewhere."

"It doesn't have to be like that here with the shepherds, is what I'm saying."

[Gaius. @PiePilferer]

"Alone? That kind of defeats the purpose, don't you think?"

[Gaius. @PiePilferer]

@RosanneWings "Wha-!?"

"Oh, these? They're.. ... Alright, the jig is up."

[Gaius. @PiePilferer]

“I’ve been taking down all the candy cane decorations the Shepherds have been setting up in camp. It’s too early, you know?”

(‘..The Real reason is they’re easy pickings.’)

[Gaius. @PiePilferer]

“Back up a second. You’re all.. /eating/ mistletoe?”

“Whatever floats your boat, I guess, if it puts me closer to seconds on the good stuff.”