Keg Toss Mishaps

a smooth operator operating correctly

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Idea for Sunday night TV show: 'Antiques Dildo Rodeo'. I cannot bring myself to flesh this idea out any further

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Just tried to adjust my headphones while carrying a bag containing two pizzas and successfully smashed myself in the face with a bag containing two pizzas. Headphones still require some adjustment.

[David Whitehouse @d_whitehouse]

Most people know me as a celebrity greengrocer but I am delighted to announce my debut novel, Murder Most Veg

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@Badger5000 Nope, no idea on this one

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Just rawdogged a teaspoon of horseradish

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American Movie (1999), American Beauty (1999), American Sniper (2014)

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Which three movies should be watched together as an unofficial trilogy?

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Our friends 4 year old son has just said 'young man' in the exact manner of Mike Yarwood's Brian Clough impression, leaving me considering the possibility that Mike Yarwood's Brian Clough impression actually occurred naturally, and just found a host in Mike Yarwood.

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I am now aware of the mistake I have made here, please stop adding me to your lists/registers

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Top Tip: Put anyone who posts an A levels tweet on a list to create your own informal and light hearted sex offenders register.

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Top Tip: Put anyone who posts an A levels tweet on a list to create your own informal and light hearted sex offenders register.

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We need to talk about the failure of successive governments to destroy Stonehenge

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@robpalkwriter Reading between the lines this seems book related, maybe a book deal? Congratulations

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Saw someone wearing a T-shirt that just said 'Oat Milk' a week ago and I am still struggling to decode it.

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Alan Shearer has the tone of a man terrified of wasps who is phoning a loved one to explain he is trapped in a car with a wasp but he only has 2% battery left and it is going to voicemail

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Reminded for some reason of that time Werner Herzog got shot in the middle of an interview and shrugged it off

https://t.co/7H5WXISt2M

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@dynmkrh @Badger5000 fucking hell lads

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I have an idea for a bot called the fucking hell lads bot. Any time anyone responds to anyone else's post it automatically interrupts with "fucking hell lads"

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https://t.co/ksPa9E2izf

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@Badger5000 It's alright, yeah

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Well then

https://t.co/oXmizuHgWD

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To my mind one of the finest documentaries ever made

[120 Revisted @120Revisited]

‘American Movie’ (1999)
Director: Chris Smith

“Is that what you wanna do with your life? Suck down peppermint schnapps and try to call Morocco at two in the morning? That's senseless.”

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