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@PardonMyTake @CheetoSantino @MrJerryOC Uuuuuuh hey @Philly_Mays, why isn’t it on @Spotify?

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@kevinblue345 Well of course they’re white. The father is still around.

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@BarackObama

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@JebraFaushay

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@LangmanVince

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@elonmusk Tax/Cash incentive for 1 kid, no income tax for 2, no property taxes for 3+.

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@GAFollowers The “real” Israelites, now Atlantis? Cant wait to hear what they come up with next…

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@Mrgunsngear Everyone wants to ban/over-police everything involved in murders/assaults/robberies except for the root cause… Get rid of the common denominator and you’ll see a dramatic decrease is all the above.

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@ArthurMacwaters

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@PardonMyTake

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@GAFollowers Hope they have good insurance.

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As someone who runs into Nope-Ropes on a daily basis, I agree with @PFTCommenter 100%. You’d much rather hear the rattle than not. Never been tagged when I heard a rattle, only when I didn’t… 🐍 @PardonMyTake

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@PardonMyTake Women- Stanley, Owawas
Men- Yeti, nothing

(I stand with @Philly_Mays for once)

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@BarstoolBigCat Worse/Best famous person to pee next to in a public bathroom. @PFTCommenter

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@elonmusk Gonna see a major uptick in movie piracy… 🏴‍☠️

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@PardonMyTake

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@EndWokeness Also wearing the “basic betch- Mumford & Sons” hat doesn’t help your cause Tanto.

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@worldranking_ Breaking Moos!

(A cow definitely came up with this propo)

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@DelusionPosting Who wants their kids to be “equal”? Shouldn’t every parent want their kid to be better than their peers?

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@DelusionPosting Good