This account and others will remain up as long as possible in their memory. Please feel welcome to leave your thanks and kind words, as we have no doubt Pie is watching on and hoping you all find new joy and laughter like they always spread with good friends and company.
By now, many of you will have heard. Piedunk passed away last night, surrounded by close family and being reminded of all the love and positivity they shared into the world.
They went peacefully and without pain in the end, but their absence will leave a great scar on everyone.
You have the utmost gratitude of their family for bringing them such joy by being in their lives, and the mutual sorrow we share in remembering every kind word and caring action they gave back to the world.
To Piedunk: You shook the whole world, and we all love you so much.
For your consideration:
@PinballsWizard lounging on an aircraft carrier, pupils dilated to the size of monster truck tires as he slowly bats million-dollar jets over the side into the ocean one by one, his purrs making the hull vibrate as his tail whips up coastal breezes.
@scarfofsilver "We are sending our bravest and most experienced agent to the belt buckle.
"Little Wolf, we're all counting on you to help us see a full moon tonight."
"We're looking at a projected estimate of at least 80 feet before the effects wear off, possibly 100."
"Oh, wow, that's... that's a whole lot of Big Bad Wolf!"
"Madam Governor, please try to sound less excited..."
"Why? The only crisis I see is that his clothes grow with him."
"So then he said he liked short girls and I told them that was about to become a real problem."
"Cause of the shrink ray?"
"Yep! Anyways, I last saw him scurrying under the kitchen counter with a slice of banana he chopped off when he thought I wasn't looking on Tuesday."