ChrisHarkin

I do internet things. He/Him.

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I guess this proves unnecessary sequels... are

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Oh no, no, no, no... who let them do this???
#highest2lowest #denzelwashington #spikelee

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High and Low proves Kurosawa invented the modern crime genre, prove me wrong. #cinema #kurosawa #moviereview https://t.co/gw7KlqHdHe

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It... is what it is.

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Those kids doing their Assassin's Creed run and the assault rifle death eater mark above the house? What a comedy!
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Jamie Lee Curtis and Chad Michael Murray still don't get it on... smh
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Don't worry, I know what you're thinking, but it's the "sexy" type of cancer:
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You could take over your mother's body, dye her hair, cancel her wedding caterer and max out several credit cards the day before her wedding but... once we grow up, we're going to think you're the villain Lindsay
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Do you... do you really need them to be both dinosaurs AND zombies? I mean what does that combination do for anyone? https://t.co/CWAs2S7Tb5

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Mountainhead is based on... wait this is an original idea? Between the dark, misplaced brand of humor, the ski slope setting and the feeling that the entire point was lost in translation, I assumed this was an American remake of some Scandinavian film?

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The disrespect for Chewbacca is unreal.

“You are the Han Solo that fought with the Rebellion!”

“You can understand that thing?”

WHY DOES EVERYONE KNOW LUKE AND HAN BUT NOT CHEWIE?

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Damn Undertale still kinda fucks

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I’m not the only one who was thinking of That’s So Raven for the entirety of the #MadameWeb trailer, right?

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Rereading the Goblet of Fire, that’s a full grown group of men cheering on their leader, who’s trying to remind them he’s an all-powerful wizard by beating the shit out of a 14 year old. “No One Fights Like Gaston” was playing in my head while I read that part.

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Why’d they turn FNAF into reverse Nightmare on Elm Street?

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I… I’ve heard about this nowhere among all the hate I’ve been hearing, well done Nia DaCosta! #TheMarvels

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Momentum is cool and also terrifying because my brain is immediately like BUT CAN I TAKE A DAY OFF OR WILL EVERYONE FORGET WHO I AM BECAUSE MODERN DAY ATTENTION SPANS ARE TRULY HORRIFIC DUE TO THE ADVENT OF TIKTOK and stuff like that

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24 hours stream on BTD6 and I’ve still not unlocked every paragon 😂

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Here we go boys

Starting 6pm GMT

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People will be like yeah Barry Allen and Wally West are both The Flash, duh.

And then be like WHADDYAMEANMILESMORALESISSPIDERMAN