Pier Hegeman

Formerly security architect for Wells Fargo, Best Buy & Buffalo Wild Wings. Currently Co-founder of MadeDaily website platform for small businesses. He/him.

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@isosteph Isn’t the bigger issue the literal monster that is in the room with you? 😨

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@stephondoestech I’m always completely terrified to update MacOS. It’s… not great.

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@IOAH @kelseyhightower 2nd one way scarier!

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@miah_ @joshsusser @ReinH Loved that series as a kid. There’s a whole book on software consulting which was… something.

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@SothManigan @itsnashflynn @OakHatesRevan This episode gave me nightmares for years

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Twitter data breach exposes contact details for 5.4M accounts https://t.co/Ra6imZJVJe

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Every service you trust with your customer data increases your potential for unintended exposure. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for services like this as they solve a whole heap of other problems (and I use simailr ones myself), but it’s a risk we have to be conscious of.

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@ChuckWendig Guys, don’t buy this. He’s clearly setting up for a rug pull.

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@RexChapman Trapper Keepers

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@AlexandraErin “You’ve been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Zur and the Kodan armada”

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@RexChapman “Son, your ego’s writing checks your body can’t cash!”

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@Halftongue Liquor Store Clerk: I'm gonna need to see some age verification.

Me: "Activate interlocks! Dyna-therms connected. Infra-cells up; mega-thrusters are go!”

LSC: Enjoy your purchase.

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@DevinCow @DEFendFURiously I love how the singles are all “eww, gross” and parents are like “word.”

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@RealNickDay @ahidalgosre That Juicy Lucy is not from the 5-8 club, which is the only Juicy Lucy as everyone knows 😉

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@LadyKalma Robot Odyssey…

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@GravesTheRange1 @FishGuyKai They’re obviously using the McDonald standard measure. 1.6oz per burger, plus bun and pickles, seems about right give or take a slice of cheese.

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@BriannaWu Something Is Out There! “Have you lost your mind?!”, “Once I thought I left it in the closet” 🤣

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Ah yes, “the intern did it.” Well, it’s all fine then... I wonder if these execs realize this isn’t the clever blame shifting they think it is?

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Current and former top executives at SolarWinds are blaming a company intern for a critical lapse in password security that apparently went undiagnosed for years.

The password in question, "solarwinds123," was discovered in 2019 on the public internet. https://t.co/SAK99B0Zb8

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@Kristin96762066 @ItsAllLaughable @TimCrosbyJr @AOC I mean, sure this sounds logical. But in fact it just doesn’t happen. Corporate taxes have very little effect on wages. You know what has a large effect on wages? Unions!

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Turbo Pascal

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Without saying what year you started coding, Quote this tweet with something (an ide, a build/ deploy process) to signify how long you've been coding