your favorite piera, probably

writer. lover of stories. probably a hobbit. live-tweeter of great adventures, namely movies/shows that everyone else watched ages ago.
she/her

[your favorite piera, probably @PieraMissEmily]

@GrantOB my cutie says you're the Deadpool of Dropout 🖤

[your favorite piera, probably @PieraMissEmily]

@MsBrotherton @witchernetflix 😍😍😍😍

[your favorite piera, probably @PieraMissEmily]

@MsBrotherton Omg thank you for the link because I need to do it

[your favorite piera, probably @PieraMissEmily]

@Maelstrom45 @jameelajamil Omg

[your favorite piera, probably @PieraMissEmily]

@TheNationofJoe_ You're two days early it's ok

[your favorite piera, probably @PieraMissEmily]

@Maelstrom45 @ElyseWillems Bahaha no actually I apologize profusely for falling asleep, because this is A Terrible Thing I Have Done, and then I demand that we rewind because I must know what is happening 🤣

[your favorite piera, probably @PieraMissEmily]

@Maelstrom45 @jameelajamil Omg hahaha

[your favorite piera, probably @PieraMissEmily]

@TheNationofJoe_ Omg if I had steam I would totally play this

[your favorite piera, probably @PieraMissEmily]

@Maelstrom45 @TCWestminster Omg haha it's so true

[your favorite piera, probably @PieraMissEmily]

He should really appreciate me right now, I have 🌟 so🌟 many🌟 questions 🌟

[your favorite piera, probably @PieraMissEmily]

*4 min into Multiverse of Madness*

Me: aren't you glad I'm not asking one thousand questions?

Aaron: *heavy, long-suffering sigh* yes.

[your favorite piera, probably @PieraMissEmily]

@A__Shoesmaker YOU GOT MARRIED?!?!

[your favorite piera, probably @PieraMissEmily]

@TheNationofJoe_ It's right there. Look down. No, up a little. No right in front of your 🤦🤦 ok stop. Stop. Stop moving I'm trying to help. Ok right there. Now move your head little this way - no like a little more you barely moved - omg just let me do it f*ck

[your favorite piera, probably @PieraMissEmily]

Nothing is more maddening than trying to get a toddler to see something literally right in front of them

[your favorite piera, probably @PieraMissEmily]

The theme for this season of my life can be summed up as: I'm happy with all of this but also what the fuck

[your favorite piera, probably @PieraMissEmily]

@TheNationofJoe_ Floors freshly washed 🤣

[your favorite piera, probably @PieraMissEmily]

Reasons toddlers are weird: just heard mine asking his dad's foot if it wanted cranberry juice

[your favorite piera, probably @PieraMissEmily]

3 years old already. This goon brings us so much joy (most of the time...lol). Bless you, Darth Vader. #TorstenAlexander #tricksterbaby https://t.co/lQbqggiX0s

[your favorite piera, probably @PieraMissEmily]

Well, we just taught the goblin the term "yeet" so I'd say parenting in 2022 is going well probably

[your favorite piera, probably @PieraMissEmily]

@Maelstrom45

[your favorite piera, probably @PieraMissEmily]

Just identified my vibe as Big Mom Energy and wow does that feel accurate.