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What’s that saying? “A hog can’t change his stripes….”

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@Hogballburner Can we put Ty Storey in there for ending Chad Morris?

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@ericweinstein @RepLuna Can’t believe they didn’t reach out to the “for entertainment purposes only” guy!

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@charliekirk11 It’s almost like there is something displacing them and forcing them to flee their homeland.

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@Hogballburner Baseball and basketball both exceeded my expectations then brutally crushed my dreams… a season of mediocrity and low expectations might be refreshing.

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@kayleighmcenany Yay! Another Middle East war. These never have any repercussions for us.

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@JesseBWatters If they are truly “99% of the way to a nuke, how did we only become aware of it days before and entirely reliant on “intelligence” from an “ally?” If true, this is the biggest intelligence blunder of all time. Why aren’t agency heads being asked for answers?

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@tedcruz Ted Cruz:
And yes, Tucker really tried to convince me that when the Bible says “Messiah” it doesn’t mean….”Benjamin Netanyahu”

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@Hogballburner Loyalty pays! I heard the collective awarded the young man a 6% stake in Walmart as as show of appreciation.

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@Graham_Mark_E “51st state” is a light hearted joke. No one in the US actually thinks Canada will be the 51st state.. Y’all have more backbone than that. Greenland will be 51st… now 52nd or 53rd, those are real possibilities!

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@netflix Mailing us the DVDs might be faster than your servers…

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@ericweinstein They realized 1x1=2 and their eyes were opened to the universe.

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I hear you can pay Twitter $80 a month to verify that you were hacked and those tweets from the early 2010s weren’t really from you.

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@bessbell @Delta Just remember to put it out in between bites.

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The Denial of Saint Peter, by Caravaggio, 1610

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@Ukraine Sir, the Russians, they’re invading!

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@MrElliottBrown All pictures of it are just thought to be doctored. Everyone who remembers it just blames it on an alternate reality and mass psychosis. No one thinks to blame Stouffers for a big wave of illness.. Big Stouffers gets off Scot-free. #genius

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@MrElliottBrown Conspiracy Theory: What if they realized the stuffing caused cancer or something. They quietly pull it from the shelves and no one really notices. They then do a PR blitz about it being a Mandela effect. News rockets around the internet that it never existed.

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@BlakeEddins Did they laminate it in the teacher’s lounge? The man is one of the greatest basketball players from the state. At least put it in a glass case or something..

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