Went to the restaurant today - ate all the complementary bread, a bowl of chips, a plate of mussels, and a chocolate and salted caramel pancake like the fat bastard I am. Waiter couldn’t believe it, got a standing ovation.
Hi my name’s Pierre and my claim to fame is I stacked it in front of half of laf and multiple policemen better not see body cam footage on YouTube later
Talk about fake friends - invited me for cheese and wine earlier just for me to arrive and find out that it was actually a chest workout. Using my weakness of loving cheese against me. Never felt more betrayed #alliwantedwasanicered