pierre

Lover of cheese

[pierre @PierreWatkins4]

@fucalirth Omg I’ve been shouted out by a celebrity ! 🤟😎

[pierre @PierreWatkins4]

Went to the restaurant today - ate all the complementary bread, a bowl of chips, a plate of mussels, and a chocolate and salted caramel pancake like the fat bastard I am. Waiter couldn’t believe it, got a standing ovation.

[pierre @PierreWatkins4]

@fucalirth Colin firth is my role model

[pierre @PierreWatkins4]

Hi my name’s Pierre and my claim to fame is I stacked it in front of half of laf and multiple policemen better not see body cam footage on YouTube later

[pierre @PierreWatkins4]

@lalekin2 This is why you don’t bring your girlfriend to the pub please leave us alone

[pierre @PierreWatkins4]

Had a lovely bowl of spag Bol and an ice cold beer and now I feel sick #atetoomuch #fatbastard

[pierre @PierreWatkins4]

Talk about fake friends - invited me for cheese and wine earlier just for me to arrive and find out that it was actually a chest workout. Using my weakness of loving cheese against me. Never felt more betrayed #alliwantedwasanicered