Quoheleth

F1 + Premier League data-led takes | Quali, race pace, Fantasy & betting analysis | Sources credited. Models explained. | Pierre Analytics

[Quoheleth @Pierreanalysis]

The post-SQ story changed fast: Russell took pole, Antonelli’s floor damage reset Mercedes’ ceiling, and the Sprint call now depends on race pace rather than FP1 reputation.

#DutchGP #F1Sprint

[Berneese @theberneese]

FOOTBALL CLUB BARCELONA

[Zlatan @FPL_Zlatan]

Imagine paying £27.5m for 4 points 😭😭😭

[BeksFCB @Joshua__Ubeku]

They think someone who trekked all the way from Frankfurt with one bag came to La Liga to make friends. 😭

[pdb @nufcpb]

Insane aura loss from Isak not taking that penalty though. Shithouse

[FPL Disasters @FPLDisasters]

😵

[Dougie Critchley @DougieCritchley]

Imagine being someone who fell in love with football during the World Cup and decided to commit to the Premier League for the first time this season.

First gameweek... Hull beat United, Brentford thrash Spurs, Brighton stick 4 past Villa in the opening 45 minutes and City go behind against Bournemouth...

What an opening weekend.

Makes me feel a lot better about Sunderland's flat performance yesterday!

[no speeding @MIK3MCDANIEL]

dawg Isak holding his leg and the stadium erupted bra inject the prem into my veins this is a real sport

[Damian Counsell @DamCou]

Villa players gathering in a huddle before kick-off to tell each other their names and one interesting fact about themselves.

[yusra🕷️ @127LEWIS]

OLLIE BEARMAN ITS NEVER TOO LATE TO GO TO UNI BROTHER 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[H2.0 @H_L202]

Jacquet getting rushed by Elanga, Osula and Wissa on his PL debut

[Rap Wikipedia @RapWikip]

Drake laughing in his car after Kanye posted his home address on IG, 5 years ago today 😭 (2021)

[J @BigJamzLdn]

Gotta give it to the prem it’s been atleast 20% more difficult to find good streams this season

[LWSN ³⁰ ⁴¹ 🇳🇿 @TheLawsonEra]

Liam Lawson’s 2026 Red Bull weekend:
- Qualifies 0.115 off Verstappen
- Beats Verstappen by 70 laps

Insane 🤯

[Quoheleth @Pierreanalysis]

@FormulaEBengal @HaasF1Team @AlpineF1Team @AstonMartinF1 Get out Ollie give me Yuki!!!

[FPL Hawamdeh 🇯🇴 @FPLhawamdeh]

40 points with benchboost active

[amelia @63loyal]

LIAM LAWSON BEAT VERSTAPPEN IN EQUAL MACHINERY

[𝗦𝗮𝗺☆ @LFC_Sam__]

RW ngumoha

[Autosport @autosport]

British drivers have now tied the record (held by Germany) for the most consecutive points scoring races 🇬🇧🤝🇩🇪

[Wazniga'🦉 @IGazih]

Not a single player in my FPL scored a goal