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Hey @SouthwestAir - are you putting us up for the night with your constantly re-timed flights? Free tickets? Seriously, something. #WTH

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Hey @SouthwestAir - you have officially screwed up our entire afternoon by delaying Flight #121 (from Islip) then basically taking it gradually back to its original time! How on earth are people supposed to be at airport to board on time with that BS? #fixthis

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Hey @SouthwestAir - you have officially screwed up our entire afternoon by delaying Flight #121 (from Islip) then basically taking it gradually back to its original time! How on earth are people supposed to be at airport to board on time with that BS? #fixthis

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Hey @SouthwestAir - give us our specific gate numbers since we'll be RUNNING!

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Hey @SouthwestAir, we have a connecting flight and had plenty of time in Baltimore. But, we're stuck on your tarmac and wondering if we'll make it. Any plans for situations like this??!! C'mon, we count on you!

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I know I'm not connected to all of these hot bitches, so feel free to share & #tag
#donthatemebecauseimbeautiful #wendywiththegoodhair #whitefro @ Monroe Elementary School https://t.co/vAihD4ctmY

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@SouthwestAir, I just wanted to say thanks for NOTHING & let everyone else know that somehow there was nothing you could do to help get me the ticket that I paid for yesterday that seems to have disappeared (and today costs more). #honoryourprice

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Strangely enough, I happen to have a VERY reliable internal source who confirmed for me that this "pull" was a preemptive strike to a nasty listeria outbreak! #StarbucksSummer #starbucksoutbreak

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Starbucks chicken sandwich recall dents food strategy https://t.co/nuyIsocRTY via @restaurantdive

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@KarenKilgariff The loss...I'm so sorry. Healing thoughts and more going to you. 💔♥️

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Learning to snorkel on my office floor.

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@KarenKilgariff My car's name is Pepper, so of course it's not boring!

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@Google @googledevs what is the issue with #Gboard? Am I going to have to give up on my favorite keyboard because it's basically non-functional with these glitches? Thanks for the update. #KeepIt

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As a native #Okie, so far there are about as many shirtless and teethless people as I remember. #tigerking #nostalgia

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🆓 I'm doing this now – Join Me –> https://t.co/YkMWWdfpUg

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@Blanch17153396 @11luv777 @FeistyWoman1234 This is me and you as kids until we fall down.

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I just entered to win a @MyFavMurder-filled weekend in Santa Barbara 🌴Stay sexy and join me! https://t.co/RgQT60LHHq. Dude, if I could go! Holy shit, you know I'd be beside myself with glee! #murderinoOG

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@11luv777 Talking to Mom after she got blasted with the truth. #stillwaiting

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Apparently there's a big difference between how @KarenKilgariff and I eat salad. She's on the left with "who eats the whole salad" while I am in the death race to the live cockroach at the bottom! #finishyoursalad #myfavoritemurder @MyFavMurder

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@KarenKilgariff @GHardstark Finally got my new sunglasses, and they are as awesome as I'd hoped! #theywouldntletmescribefuck