Kara Lynn

I’m not talking to myself if I’m tweeting it.

[Katlyn Skye @katlynskye24]

On Saturday, June 17, I was on a Lyft ride in Washington, D.C. that made me fear for my safety.

My driver missed numerous turns, prolonging my ride. In the midst of D.C. traffic, he almost hits a car and slams on his breaks, stopping about a foot from the car in front of him-

[Kara Lynn @PigCowCatMoo]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Deidre DeJear @DeidreDeJear]

I am the only pro-choice, pro-public schools, and pro-democracy candidate running for Governor in Iowa.

If that sounds good to you & you’re ready to flip this seat from 🔴 to 🔵, hit the retweet button so we can get 5,000 RTs to make this tweet go viral & defeat Kim Reynolds!

[Kara Lynn @PigCowCatMoo]

@Feetfinder #sellingcontent #feetpicsforsale #feetfinder follow me for more content

[Kara Lynn @PigCowCatMoo]

For the record I have not been hacked.

[Kara Lynn @PigCowCatMoo]

#feetfinder #feetpicsforsale

[Kara Lynn @PigCowCatMoo]

https://t.co/cnsxlSKyNT

[Kara Lynn @PigCowCatMoo]

So hit me up if you like feet I guess

[Kara Lynn @PigCowCatMoo]

But yea I’m just here to promote my new hobby… feet pics

[Kara Lynn @PigCowCatMoo]

Alright here we are again. Trying to tweet on the Twitter.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Cancel student debt. All of it.

[Kara Lynn @PigCowCatMoo]

This fucking boomer had the nerve to sit at my bar for 6 hours (1 hour past close) and then say millennials are lazy asses. BITCH I let you stay an hour late call me lazy one more time and I’ll shove my foot so far up your ass you’ll be able to taste it.

[Kara Lynn @PigCowCatMoo]

I dreamed about donuts all night.

[Kara Lynn @PigCowCatMoo]

I feel like people go in the bachelor/bachelorette just so they don’t have to work a job ever again.

[Kaitlyn Bristowe @kaitlynbristowe]

Am I, attracted to Eminem? #HalfTimeShow

[Kara Lynn @PigCowCatMoo]

And I know it takes time and effort but I don’t consider taking time to plan your content and make tik toks a job 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Kara Lynn @PigCowCatMoo]

Like I know real life and working real jobs is a lot of work and exhausting but like goddamn be a real genuine person. I’m over all this materialistic bullshit.

[Kara Lynn @PigCowCatMoo]

I am so tired of influencers and their shallow bullshit. “I workout every day” “look at my fancy but healthy diet” “clothing haul” “#bullshitambassador” “watch this video of me getting my third facial this week” “I don’t have a real job and I’m fake as hell”

[Kara Lynn @PigCowCatMoo]

Why do people go to breweries and take a picture of the hand written menu on the wall….? #oldpeoplethings