Damian Caballero

Idk

[Damian Caballero @Pig_Nibba]

@apex_intel the battle pass system isn’t even bad

[Damian Caballero @Pig_Nibba]

@GameFuel @CallofDuty #DoritosDewDrop

[Damian Caballero @Pig_Nibba]

@GameFuel @CallofDuty #DoritosDewDrop

[Damian Caballero @Pig_Nibba]

@MountainDew #DoritosDewDrop

[Damian Caballero @Pig_Nibba]

@Doritos @Doritos #DoritosDewDrop

[Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings]

If you don’t listen to your kids when they tell you little things now, they’ll never tell you big things later.

[Damian Caballero @Pig_Nibba]

@PerfectlyCutMC

[Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings]

3:00 AM feels more like midnight than midnight itself

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You have been that attractive stranger that someone is too nervous to talk to.

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People aren’t addicted to their phones, they’re addicted to the feeling of being connected to other people that their phone enables.

[Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings]

Somewhere, two best friends are meeting for the first time.

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You’re probably constantly worrying about the next part of your life without realising that you’re right in the middle of what you used to look forward to.

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It is estimated that more than 76,000 people are doing the exact same thing you are currently doing.

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People always say that once something is on the internet, it’s there forever, but good luck EVER finding that one funny picture you didn’t save.

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I swear some songs have noises in the background that make you think your mum is calling you from downstairs and it gets me every time.

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We all know our own bodies until it’s time to find which tooth the popcorn kernel is stuck in.

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Smelling good and looking bad is better than looking good and smelling bad.

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There are around 900 million dogs in the world, and almost all of them want to be your friend.

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Falling asleep in a vehicle while some else is driving displays the upmost trust any human being can display to another. You’re literally leaving your conscious life in their hands.

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Schools tell you to express yourself and then suspend you when you do.