Matt (tired)

He/Him |
22 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[Matt (tired) @PigeonImitator]

guys I'm back. what happened while I was gone (past two years)

[Matt (tired) @PigeonImitator]

@KaiLivesOnEarth you graduate in December?? How are you finishing before me??

[Matt (tired) @PigeonImitator]

@KaiLivesOnEarth hi I just opened Twitter for the first time in prolly a year.
My dad asked me brat is and why is it a positive term to describe Kamala. I'm not that kind of gay I don't know pls help

[Matt (tired) @PigeonImitator]

@guy_asf most of the math questions on Twitter timelines are poorly written. be specific with what yall want me to do

[Matt (tired) @PigeonImitator]

@guy_asf imposter

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@SonnysBBQ pork big deal were $10 before you jacked up the price. you can't return it to the original price and call it a deal

[Matt (tired) @PigeonImitator]

@KaiLivesOnEarth i haven't been happy since before the towers fell

[Matt (tired) @PigeonImitator]

@guy_asf I wish I had the disposable income to buy a collection of metal cups

[nonbinary bear trade theo @TheoVelociraptr]

the hill I’ll die on

[Matt (tired) @PigeonImitator]

I refuse to call this platform X. this is my Twitter anniversary not my X anniversary #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Matt (tired) @PigeonImitator]

exams on a Saturday should be against the law

[Matt (tired) @PigeonImitator]

me and 5 omfies on a trip

[Matt (tired) @PigeonImitator]

@guy_asf I've never played dark souls and I'm a math major 🤷‍♂️

[butter @bubberbeans]

market plier

[Matt (tired) @PigeonImitator]

I opened Twitter for the first time in a while and this place sucks

[mary tyler less @islandinmymind]

thinkign about him,… the hippopottoman…

[Matt (tired) @PigeonImitator]

@KaiLivesOnEarth There are some loop holes tho

[Matt (tired) @PigeonImitator]

@KaiLivesOnEarth 18 credits is the legal limit in fl