Guac Dad

Capybara Enthusiast

[Guac Dad @PigeonToedKid]

Instant mashed potatoes lowkey goated

[Guac Dad @PigeonToedKid]

@NolanPeterson35 @Ravers I would love to see them do a Prince edition with a patch.

[Guac Dad @PigeonToedKid]

@Sparzito_ People don’t realize how much smoking blunts gets them addicted to nicotine.

[Guac Dad @PigeonToedKid]

@TheHoopHerald This is just the midwest suit and tie

[atlas @reatlashype]

People think $20k/month is freedom.

After tax: $16,250

$2,400 rent
$300 bills
$1,100 food
$400 social / gifts
$2,800 travel
$3,200 lottery tickets
$2,700 Toyota Corolla payment
$3,000 shopping
$40 investing

Congrats. You saved $150.

$20k/month is survival.

[Guac Dad @PigeonToedKid]

@TheCinesthetic Tokyo Vice

[Guac Dad @PigeonToedKid]

@LancesEmporium Free XP and everyone makes it back

[Guac Dad @PigeonToedKid]

@sadhawkeyefan @JoeDoyleMiLB @OverSlot_ @ColeKuhn2 @Kalshi_Culture

[Guac Dad @PigeonToedKid]

@Voodoo_TCG @TBS907 @CardPurchaser Don’t have TikTok cuz I know I would waste too much time on it. lol

[Guac Dad @PigeonToedKid]

Haven’t opened up Pokémon in over 20 years ? If one wanted to start collecting again, what are some of the more fun sets to open up ? @CardPurchaser

[Guac Dad @PigeonToedKid]

@Voodoo_TCG @CardPurchaser Thank you !

[Guac Dad @PigeonToedKid]

@TBS907 @CardPurchaser Do you just try and buy online or go to your local shop?

[Guac Dad @PigeonToedKid]

@CardPurchaser Yeah that’s what I’ve been seeing, and don’t know enough about new age Pokémon to even know where to begin

[Guac Dad @PigeonToedKid]

@vikingzfanpage Everyone saying McCarthy is dumb, it’s Hargrave and Allen by a long shot. Paying two guys huge money who get played off the field by Levi and Redmond

[Guac Dad @PigeonToedKid]

When the fuck did @Timberwolves games get so expensive bruh.

[Guac Dad @PigeonToedKid]

@TheHobby247 106

[Guac Dad @PigeonToedKid]

I need Michael Irving’s plug

[Isaiah Rodgers Sr. @rodgers_isaiah]

Good Morning Minnesota
My First Home Game As a Viking …..

Well Why Not

Who Wants 2 Tickets To Sunday Night Football vs Atlanta Falcons 🏈 100 level 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Guac Dad @PigeonToedKid]

@MLBONFOX @DanHayesMLB @MattGelb Ah yes my Triple A Twins against serious baseball franchise

[PowerProspects @power_prospects]

Wow 283 followers?! 283 is my lucky number, so as a thank you to everyone who’s followed my account, we’re going to giveaway a 1st Bowman Chrome Reptilian Refractor of my current favorite prospect, Jesus Made!

To enter, all you have to do is be a current follower and repost this tweet so I know you’re real!

In 24 hours, we’ll have grok randomly select the winner. I will cover the BMWT so this is a completely free card! Good luck!!