Jeff

[Jeff @PigeonToesz]

New Years Resolutions:

• One year, no beer (no alcohol all 2023)
• Make one new friend outside of work/school
• Data Analytics Certificate (DataCamp)
• Find a reason to laugh every day
• Be kind to myself
• Gym 3-5 days a week

[Jeff @PigeonToesz]

Call her onion booty bc every time she walks by she brings a tear to my eye

[Jeff @PigeonToesz]

The crazy thing about stereotypes is that they have NOTHING to do with stereos.

[Jeff @PigeonToesz]

@InnovaProShop With $10 minimum shipping. I’m good

[Jeff @PigeonToesz]

We out here 🤟

[Jeff @PigeonToesz]

Hunter x Hunter season 5 is trash

[Jeff @PigeonToesz]

Perchance.

[Jeff @PigeonToesz]

@Gemini WHO CARES!? GIVE US OUR MONEY BACK

[Jeff @PigeonToesz]

@Gemini WHERE IS MY MONEY? Nobody cares about the damn GUSD.

[Jeff @PigeonToesz]

This management company is trying to charge $1,105 JUST TO APPLY FOR AN APARTMENT

The rent for the unit is only $800/month to give perspective

[Jeff @PigeonToesz]

I’m in my Kodak “I hope so” era

[Jeff @PigeonToesz]

Never eating sushi again 🤧

[Jeff @PigeonToesz]

SEVEN DAYS OFF MY MEDS AND IM BACK BABYYYY

[Jeff @PigeonToesz]

@ShitpostGate

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

beach is a place where men go to unlock their primal need to dig holes and make drainage ditches and build fortified castles. Get 6 guys drunk at the beach and they’ll make a fully functioning waterway system and a relaxation hole. They will also fight each other. We cant help it

[Jeff @PigeonToesz]

Clocking in

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

WYD in this situation🧐

[Jeff @PigeonToesz]

TikTok does you dirty asl man. You make a new friend and get their number and all of a sudden I’m getting pop ups all over the app to follow the person. I keep accidentally clicking on their profile and I know they’re seeing that I viewed their shit

[Jeff @PigeonToesz]

So bro can’t go out tonight, I’m watching the entire LOTR series on Tik Tok with a side-by-side video of Subway Surfers

[Jeff @PigeonToesz]

It���s because Dan Humphrey was revealed to be the Gossip Girl in 2012

xoxo

[Paul Graham @paulg]

Trends in mental health problems among US women and girls, 2001 to 2018. It's so obvious that something changed, and we all know what it is.

[Jeff @PigeonToesz]

I stopped beatin my meat and now I’m 6’2”

[Jeff @PigeonToesz]

Alcohol is God’s apology for making us self-aware