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[VDL-Maassluis @MaassluisVDL]

Marco (35) ziet VDL in skischoen en op krukken titel pakken: ‘Mensen zeiden dat dit ook mijn kampioenschap is’
https://t.co/SoPXvLWnjA

[VDL-Maassluis @MaassluisVDL]

Het gaat los

[VDL-Maassluis @MaassluisVDL]

Einde wedstrijd , VDL pakt de 1e en 2e periode en het kampioenschap …wat een seizoen 💪💪💪

[VDL-Maassluis @MaassluisVDL]

Nog meer prachtige beelden van 15 jaar geleden https://t.co/IsVoDs53Pr

[VDL-Maassluis @MaassluisVDL]

15 jaar geleden , dit keer zal het niet op pingels beslist worden 💪https://t.co/wTFL2YR3ye via @YouTube

[El Programador Senior @5eniorDeveloper]

A ver @Microsoft, explícame esta pendejada!

[Stu thats all you get🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Boldyboy1975]

“The Streets” still a banger

[VDL-Maassluis @MaassluisVDL]

APPLAUS VOOR WIM VAN BEIJEREN OP NIEUWJAARSRECEPTIE 2026 VDL https://t.co/quCa5ywsGX

[SuperSisi @SuperSisi]

The deadliest enemy in video game history is…

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[Boze Kameraden 🇳🇱 @BozeKameraden]

Maat wat zie ik????? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Het lied “Overal waar jij gaat” is een Hitlergroet volgens Tim Hofman. Dit is by far de minst ingelezen journalist in Nederland #Feyenoord

[Tottenham Tiers @TottenhamTiers]

VAN DE VEN THAT IS OUTRAGEOUS 🤩

https://t.co/0kiFRmOZGo

[VDL-Maassluis @MaassluisVDL]

https://t.co/TWjkMTLkuH

[Kim Boon @KimBoon94]

Kijk en huiver. Fragment uit de inspraakavond over een azc in Amersfoort Schothorst.

Als asielzoekers zich misdragen worden ze voor 4 uur de wijk in gestuurd: om af te koelen. Tussen jonge vrouwen, tienermeisjes en spelende kinderen. What could possibly go wrong?!

[Love Music @khnh80044]

Freddie is looking down and giving y'all a standing ovation. That's spectacular!😍💗
The most INSANE Bohemian Rhapsody Flashmob you will ever see!!
With 30 musicians and singers in the STREET of Paris 😍
Cre : Julien Cohen Pianist

[ESPN NL @ESPNnl]

Anel Ahmedhodzic heeft zijn huiswerk gedaan voor het interview met Hans Kraay jr. 📚

"En ik moet ook de scheidsrechter niet duwen, hè?" 😜

[Piggel @Piggelm]

Weet er iemand een sportbar waar #Feyenoord is te kijken #fenfey in de buurt van Sirmione garda