Piggyking

Why yes its me, the piggy king Honk honk!

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Do you guys think 2021 will be 2020fun oink oink

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Its piggy law that everyone is cute in their own way :)
SQUEEEEEEE SQUEE SQUEEE!!!!!!

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SQUONK

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The piggy king LOVES french fries
Hello yes its me and its true!

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Hello yes its me (the piggy king)
Today is a day for squonking, everyone squonk today. Its a piggy decree! Suqeeeeee(onk)

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@drew_bierut Ah yes very good! For you see its me, the piggy king!!! For your kind words I award you one ticket to piggy land!!! Squeee squeee!!!

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Sometimes I want to squee but in a fancy way. So I say Squilliam

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You’d think things in the piggy kingdom would be simpler but no its 24 honks a day 7 honks a week just like everywhere else

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Honk Honk! Its me, the piggy king! Havent tooted my hoink for a bit. I’ve just been busy trying to decide if jelly beans should be illegal or not.

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To all the honkers and honkets: Wiggle your took and scream big
Happy GivingSquee!

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Sometimes it takes me a long time to fall asleep because my butt is wiggling so much!

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Every morning, whenever I wake up, i scramble over to the piggy PA system and belt out “honka honka wakie me babies its oink time!” And everyone likes it :)

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@birbigs One whole sleeve, its piggy law I’m afraid! Honk honk, I’m the piggy king!

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Patience is a virtue but piggie patience is the law ;)

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Its very easy for a little pig to get honked out!

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This year has been a real honker
(In this context, honker is bad)
SQUEEE!!!

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Sometimes I put on formal wear, mearly to fart. Its a kingly duty I’m afraid! He-haw, honk honk!

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Oh boy its 13 past Honk-O-Clock! Get your honks out, its piggy law!

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My grandpiggie’s name is Himmerton Hank and he is very sweet.

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Piggy piggy three times four,
Whos the wiggliest forevermore?

(Why its me of course, the piggy king! Hink honk!)