peyton pigott

really? infront of my salad?!

[peyton pigott @PigottPeyton]

I identify as a packet of soy-sauce

[peyton pigott @PigottPeyton]

@theneedledrop Joba is just a more talented Oliver Tree

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

KoolAid and Frozen Pizza

[Eddy @eddyjetface]

@colettelverity Cardi B real name is Cardiovascular Bronchitis!

[Faithful Jamaican ✞ @5wiim]

@Fr33stylr2 @_toksman @unkonfined @colettelverity Lil Uzi Vert = Little Jacuzzi Vertical

[peyton pigott @PigottPeyton]

@theneedledrop Ye and God’s Favorite Customer were essentially the same album. Both are centered around the artist’s rapidly declining mental health, hitting rock bottom, use drugs to cope, strained relationships, and reliance on a higher power.

[peyton pigott @PigottPeyton]

I don’t even like country music, but I get lit to Chicken Fried

[peyton pigott @PigottPeyton]

Is Mark Zuckerburg

[peyton pigott @PigottPeyton]

If me from highschool could see what I wear to class now, he’d be mortified.

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

YIAY > LWIAY

don't @ me

[peyton pigott @PigottPeyton]

My strategy for curbing the Tide-Pod challenge: have Hillary Clinton/Katy Perry endorse it. Those people can successfully kill a meme within seconds.

[peyton pigott @PigottPeyton]

@jeffsessions is an angry elf

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

@BenSasse

[peyton pigott @PigottPeyton]

The auditory equivalent of Prozac

[peyton pigott @PigottPeyton]

My actual parents.

[peyton pigott @PigottPeyton]

I really hope I don't get drafted into a war started by someone who dodged the draft.

[Streamy Awards @streamys]

RT to vote for @PhillyD's 'The Philip DeFranco Show' for Show of the Year at the #streamys! 💥 #DeFrancoShowForStreamys

[Sophie Scruggs- I Believe Destiny. Pass it on. @SophieAScruggs]

Official Statement From Ted Cruz: