Flying Pigs

TwitPrison Parolee

Likes:
•Trash TV
•Believing Stefanski is a one trick pony
•Trolling trolls
•Getting blocked

Dislikes:
•Trash
•Browns QBs

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@90DayFiance @TLC Who are all these damn "fans" that keep claiming these people are their favorites? Are they in the room with us?

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@LisaHatesItHere @90DayFiance @TLC Say it louder for the people in back because what the fuck is this (other than something I ain't about to watch)?

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@GovMikeDeWine @Jim_Jordan Gym and Minor go together like peas and carrots.

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Chris is most definitely keeping his mouth shut because he believes if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all.

#1000lbSisters

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"There's no auto-tune."

Bitch, you don't even know what auto-tune is if you say there's no auto-tune.

#1000lbSisters

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Of course there's no fucking tumor. The only people that believed there was a tumor were all y'all dumbasses.

Well, I take that back - there is a tumor. Its name is Tammy. TAMMY IS THE PROBLEM.

#1000lbSisters

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Wait, is Brittany sad that she can't be seen in this video?

Girl.

#1000lbSisters

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Oh, the premier is at the local Applebee's. At 11:00AM on a Tuesday. With plates of wings and poppers for the tables!

#1000lbSisters

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@jenjihere When I cook chicken, I know it is good and dead. I've gotten food poisoning from chicken and that is something that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. I get it!

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A premier party...where? The parking lot of the local Dollar General?

I feel like we need many more details about this red carpet.

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Amy's singing sounds like they are actively killing the animal that Chris is about to grill up. But good for them for being polite and encouraging her.

There had to have been ear plugs involved.

#1000lbSisters

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Brittany is looking pretty good and Amy can't sing for a damn but she's certainly doing well with her weight loss.

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Tammy is a manipulative C word. Straight up.

Go wait in the fucking car so that Andrea can get the therapy she desperately needs so that the seizures and tumors magically go away once Tammy is extracted from her ass for 5 minutes.

#1000lbSisters

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Tammy: I've been trying to let her go by herself more, but here I am, so I guess it's not going well.

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Came with you because she doesn't want you talking about her behind her back, Andrea.

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Did Amanda just tell women of a certain age to get their "hor"s checked because they be "mone"ing?

Hillbillies can sure turn a phrase, can't they??

#1000lbSisters

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@marklevinshow Wait, this is real? I mean, I paid for AOL until 2020, but that's because my mom had a stroke in 2009 and she wasn't able to learn how to check her email in a browser for her daily recipes but she could open AOL. Did you have a stroke in 2009, too? Is that why you still use AOL?

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@RepThomasMassie @SecWar Why in the hell would you waste time, effort, and most importantly, my tax dollars to go through impeachment proceedings when you know damn well you don't have the votes for removal?

Try doing stuff that will actually help Americans instead of your passion revenge projects.

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@FatKidDeals @PlayStation Stuffing, not dressing - I want that moist succulent stuffing, not your dry-ass dressing.