Slayberry Shortcake 💅🍰

Aku ani cali banarnya but I talk a lot of shit here | whiskey seems to be my holy water 🥃

[Slayberry Shortcake 💅🍰 @PiinkBiiitch]

My wedding photos came!!!

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it's been a while since my last post...

So I'm a Kpop girlie now

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I think squatting down on the side of the road to smoke a cigarette would heal me

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I am in my Kpop Demon Hunter era. Of course I stan the Saja Boys

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finding out that someone I interact with on a weekly basis has been telling people I want her husband made me realize no matter how nice you are to someone, they WILL still treat you like you are the problem.

Also her husband looks like he belongs in an air tight container ew

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@mudkif With the cigarette? Straight up vibes

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Please in DnD I’m a level 8 evocation wizard forced to work corporate

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Bila lagi aku ada 3 orang nini nama orang putih ani

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But has 2024 really been serving?

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Because I’m so judgmental I was invited to be a guest judge for a cosplay contest.

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ramai ni orang local minta kami cosplayers choke, tampar dorang mcm kenapa kamu weird ani kn

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brasin ku kuat2 biar tempias arah rambut nya hehe

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

what are you doing in this scenario?

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

He got sick of delivery drivers throwing his parcels,
but chose to react with kindness to solve the issue.

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not everyone can be influencers some of y'all look stupid. Stop doing too much it just looks cringe when you unbox something or eat

[Tony @bloodylikeabod]

What’s your UN-WOKEST opinion?

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me to my husband

[ALAN CUBA SABAR @IniAlalalannn]

“I born to be princess. Tanggungjawab i dalam hidup ni untuk buat benda yang tak guna.” - Leona, 2024

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Inda kau pandai tutup mulut mu kh kalau unboxing ani or are you a mouth breather

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my thoughts after seeing the big ass buaya that was caught in kpg kapok

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Queen Never Cry

[jay • .*✿ @stormb0rnvi]

he’s right guys look what we could’ve gotten instead 😍

[𖤐 @MileyIsInspired]

liam hemsworth 🤷‍♀️

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ok this old money trend made me realize I could have been a nepo baby if my mom and grandfather got along better. I WAS ROBBED