Vladimir Pikes

I'm tired of constantly deleting messages offering OnlyFans, shopping, or cryptocurrencies.
Anyone else who sends me such a message will be automatically block.

[Vladimir Pikes @PikesVladimir]

My opinions are mine alone.
And I don't give a shit if you agree with them or not.

[Vladimir Pikes @PikesVladimir]

@midgetmariaaa I?...Yes
The question remains... would you survive it?😏😎

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@itsannikasommer Ano.
Je to slovanka.
Má ke mě mnohem blíže než jakýkoliv jiný národ.

Jsem čech.

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@funsizedmaddy Neither of the above.
You're simply too far away for it to be worth trying anything.

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@midgetmariaaa Neither of the above.
You're simply too far away for it to be worth trying anything.

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@TonyBonczek126 @RussianForce_ Did you know that the woman in the photo isn't his wife?
She's his mistress.

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@RussianForce_ Did you know that the woman in the photo isn't his wife?
She's his mistress. 🤣

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@Kate_Lordahl I'll take option number 2 😏

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@Roggers_Annah When I listen to your English, I have a hard time understanding you.

That's because British English is the primary form of English spoken in Europe.
The pronunciation is different.

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@Fr38394546David @shytaylaxox In Europe, the steering wheel is on the left.
Only in the UK do they drive like this.
At least in Europe.

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@shytaylaxox I am.
But your steering wheel is on the wrong side.
I drove like that for a year in the UK.
It was weird.😅🤣

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@Roggers_Annah To be honest... in Europe, we use ball hitches exclusively to connect trailers.
Whether they're braked or unbraked.
For these
trailers, we always use a fifth wheel.

With this trailer, I'd be worried that it might break off somewhere 😅

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@terulinalulina Někdy?
Vždycky...protože sundáš růžové brýle a vidíš vše.

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@midgetmariaaa I'll let you in on a secret... men don't care how tall you are.
Men have different preferences than women think they do.

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@Luna__Chen My secrets are pretty dark.
I don't think you want to know them.

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@funsizedmaddy It depends...

If you want to play into the general trend that nobody wants dwarves and that they're actually poor souls... I'll keep walking.

But if you start talking normally and show that there's more to you than that... I'll stop.

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@midgetmariaaa Would you let me?

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@AmericaRecharge It's obvious that Trump's sycophants are still upset that he didn't get that award.

I'll let you in on a secret... just because you ask for it doesn't mean you'll actually get it.

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@midgetmariaaa Sometimes I start to think that either you have an inferiority complex because of your height, or you're trying to make money off of it.

Both are bullshit.

It's the same as if I were complaining that I'm of average height.

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@RussianForce_ I never respected him 🤣

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@laurakrisss1 I'll answer your question with a question... can you handle the size of my ...🤔
It measures 21 cm