Patrick 🅱️

Father | Husband | Christian | Republican | American 🇺🇸🦅🔫 | John McCain Worshipper 🙏🕊 | Freedom Fighter ✊🇮🇪

[Patrick 🅱️ @Piktopal]

This thread made my brain damage irreversible I will forever be cursed by the insights offered by this thread and my faith in humanity will never recover

[Richard Yu @richardyuzee]

Confession: I relapsed on porn after 297 days.

But instead of feeling shame and self-hate like always - something weird happened:

[Patrick 🅱️ @Piktopal]

@raggixnathan IF MICROPLASTICS HAVE A MILLION SUPPORTERS I’M ONE OF THEM

IF MICROPLASTICS HAVE ONLY 2 FANS IT’S US

IF MICROPLASTICS HAVE NO FANS WE’RE DEAD

WHAT WOULD MAN BE WITHOUT OUR TASTIEST SNACK

[Patrick 🅱️ @Piktopal]

Cleaning the ice off your car is on the same level of satisfying as power washing

[Patrick 🅱️ @Piktopal]

I would like to formally apologize for misgendering Ezra Miller. I simply didn’t know they were NB. I wish them the best in their future criminal endeavors.

[Patrick 🅱️ @Piktopal]

If any of you saw a tweet from me promoting a Trump NFT I swear that wasn’t me it was some Delaware shill that broke into my account.

Fuck you Elon you caused this.

[Patrick 🅱️ @Piktopal]

@raggixnathan The current unemployment rate is also on par with the rate right before the pandemic, so it's not like this level is unprecedented.

[Patrick 🅱️ @Piktopal]

@raggixnathan It's not good or bad. A lot of people are looking to return to the workforce all at once post-COVID, so it's not surprising that unemployment is at a record low. What remains to be seen is if this record employment will stay on account of the impending recession.

[Patrick 🅱️ @Piktopal]

The Bush dynasty is the gift that truly never stops giving 😌

[Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur]

Former President George W. Bush: “The decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq. I mean of Ukraine.”

[Patrick 🅱️ @Piktopal]

Shoutouts epicwashcloth69 you’re a real one

[Patrick 🅱️ @Piktopal]

Everyday I think about my dream body…

[Patrick 🅱️ @Piktopal]

@LordThinks Clearly cap pi day was 3 days ago

[Patrick 🅱️ @Piktopal]

@DrBen22 @SammsThinks Careful not to choke on all 3 inches

[Patrick 🅱️ @Piktopal]

@DrBen22 @SammsThinks Stay dickriding, I’ll stay winning #RIPBOZO

[Patrick 🅱️ @Piktopal]

At this point I’m more familiar with Donda West’s heartbeat than my own…

[Patrick 🅱️ @Piktopal]

Stolen valor is hilarious

[Patrick 🅱️ @Piktopal]

Ye posts a picture of a truck filled with flowers in front of his ex-wife’s house and it’s “endearing” and “compassionate”, but I follow my crush to her apartment and full sprint towards her at 2 in the morning while screaming her name and it’s “unnatural” and “disturbing” 😒

[Patrick 🅱️ @Piktopal]

Wordle but it’s social security numbers and if you guess correctly you get to doxx the person

[Patrick 🅱️ @Piktopal]

@LordThinks Your take is mid

[Patrick 🅱️ @Piktopal]

@BlazePizza @LordThinks I got my prostate checked in a Blaze Pizza men’s restroom 😋