pil

Much like tofu, we take on the flavor of the culture in which we were simmered

[🇨🇭スイス桃🏴‍☠️⏳👁‍🗨🎼 @girlfailure @AKScans]

oh boy, I sure hope no drastic geopolitical events unfold again while I'm going to sleep

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

AND SOUTH KOREA TAKES THE LEAD IN THE 80TH MIN 🤯🤯

(via @FOXSoccer)

[pil @PilKim43]

Going to the airport is always so meaningful, I love being part of everyone’s first day on planet Earth!

[The Lobster @LikeableLobster]

There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.

[pil @PilKim43]

I think ICE should be allowed to do their jobs, especially when it's for the greater good of the country.

My name is Pat Riley and I'm the general manager of the Miami Heat.

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

The Miami Heat are now the only Eastern Conference team that has not made a trade

[NATE @NATERERUN]

China husband must’ve died recently

[Pop-Tarts Bowl @PopTartsBowl]

Introducing the first two members of our Pop-Tarts Bowl Ring of Honor!

[Vanderbilt Football @VandyFootball]

WE DON'T DO ORANGE

[On3 @On3]

NEW: Clark Lea and Vanderbilt have agreed to a new six-year contract extension, @PeteNakos reports⚓️

https://t.co/XOtVO2HAgA

[Vanderbilt Football @VandyFootball]

Geaux Dores ⚓️⬇️

[untitled7549 @untitled7549t]

Mamdani: he he yes I did smoke pot tee hee

Cuomo: absolutely not. that’s disgusting and disgraceful

Silwa:

[Vanderbilt Football @VandyFootball]

Down goes No. 11 ⚓️⬇️

[this foo @daveed_1931]

I unfortunately do not have it in me to feel bad about a man who’s made a career out of fear mongering and promoting hate and violence towards others for getting shot

[Chris Vannini @ChrisVannini]

"Lotta game left"

[pil @PilKim43]

Freedom of speech is cool, but if you’re wearing a camo MAGA hat at Uncle Julio’s Mexican Restaurant while eating your chimichangas, I think every minority in the near vicinity should freely be able to beat the shit out of you :)

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Republicans just unanimously voted to BLOCK the release of the Epstein files.

[JJ @JJactright]

The jokes write themselves

[pil @PilKim43]

Also, the fact that people would be THIS delusional about a MILLIONAIRE having to pay an extra $18,000 in taxes under their incorrect assumption is fucking crazy. FUCKING CRAZY.

[pil @PilKim43]

The number of conservatives in this comment section saying “YoUr MaTH is wRonG, iT sHOulD be $20,000” absolutely floors me.

I’m actually so disgusted and disappointed.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Zohran Mamdani’s plan to tax the rich is a 2% tax on income over $1 million.

If you make $1.1 million, you’d pay an extra $2,000.

Watching working class conservatives and politicians completely meltdown about this is wild.

[Florida Panthers @FlaPanthers]

BACK-TO-BACK STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!