Riley Korthuis

[Riley Korthuis @Pilde1]

@adamcarolla listening to you for 20 years. question for you, why is there more stand ups today than ever before but no one is making me laugh? everyone has a mic in their hands but they all sound like narcissist to me? Am i alone? who makes you laugh?

[Riley Korthuis @Pilde1]

@AdamCarollaShow bring back bald bryan

[Riley Korthuis @Pilde1]

@Mike_kim714 55

[Riley Korthuis @Pilde1]

@JerrySeinfeld I need to know, who sticks out as your favourite comedian in car's experience? A reply would make my day !

[Riley Korthuis @Pilde1]

@adamcarolla yo Ace man you gotta curb your narcissism. That pod with @JessimaePeluso the other day was a tough listen. All bc you want us to see your underground pool portholes. You derailed that show. Get it together man.

[Riley Korthuis @Pilde1]

@DrKyle isnt it exhausting to wake up and have to tow that partison b.s. first thing in the morning.

[Riley Korthuis @Pilde1]

@GreenHouseSalad we took advantage of your catering service this weekend and the food was amazing! Thought i should give credit where due! 5 stars!!

[Riley Korthuis @Pilde1]

@DrKyle @SKGov what would you recommend they do ?

[Riley Korthuis @Pilde1]

@markkorthuis id rather listen to gilbert gotfried on a 10 audiobook than read one your tweets

[Riley Korthuis @Pilde1]

@timandfriends @tim_micallef in a boys 2 men cover band

[Jason Si. Williams @GoingParabolic]

I've attempted to sell all my ETH but unfortunately I still have some left in this wallet. I will be giving 69 ETH away every day for the next 8 days to one random person who likes or retweets this.

[Casey Neistat @Casey]

i would trade all social media for the opportunity to play Super Mario 64 again for the first time

[nick wright @getnickwright]

The subtext to all of the controversy surrounding NIL is that for decades a majority white administrative state has been stealing money from a majority black player pool & the moment that starts to change, the power brokers freak out.

[Riley Korthuis @Pilde1]

Scrabble tip: flip over any tile and it can be a blank tile. Thats how i beat my seven year old nearly half the time.

[Riley Korthuis @Pilde1]

If this pandemic has taught me one thing its that i dont know how to read a graph

[The Players @ThePlayers]

Enjoy your new cufflinks ... here's the bill 🤣

Nothing like a good prank and some laughs to get us through this delay.

[Riley Korthuis @Pilde1]

@markkorthuis This reminds me, I just got off the phone with Mom, she told me to tell you-“you are still a disappointment”😏

[utdreport @utdreport]

The best video you'll see in a long time 😍

via @ManUtd

[Riley Korthuis @Pilde1]

@Hnatty19 @DrKyle your self righteousness is abhorrent, and clearly political driven. while on a daily basis you stand on mount pious shaming anyone who doesnt fall in line. Covid-19 issues are nuanced and need more discussion than “the vaccinated are good and the anti-vaxx are evil”