Sloppy Steak Enjoyer

Not to be dramatic, but I wanna die

Video Essayist on the YouTube
most likely to succeed by @CameronHoug
(He/him/his)

[Sloppy Steak Enjoyer @PileyBenton]

Calling my shot now (and I hope y'all keep me to this) if I ever get big enough to do a charity stream I wanna do a staged reading of the 7-Act erotic lizard play from Skyrim.

[i moved back to @readwithcindy @_withcindy]

"israel this" "israel that" gal gadot girl focus on ur acting first because israelly bad

[Milk Jug 🪤🐀 @MilkJugA]

the assassin is gonna be wearing this

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

I don't get it when people don't like contemporary art. There are people doing unbelievably based shit like this.

[Denims @DenimsTV]

this is what i got from that meeting

[Big Boss @LordBalvin]

HE LOOKED DIRECTLY IN THE CAMERA WHEN HE SAID “SAY DRAKE”

THE ENTIRE STADIUM SCREAMING A MINOR

WITH SERENA CRIP WALKING ON THE FIELD

VICTORY LAP OF THE CENTURY 😭😭

[Danny Conrad @DannyJConrad]

“Certified lover boy? Certified PEDOPHILE!”

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

kendrick bringing out serena williams to crip walk after drake stalked that woman publicly for years and obsessively threw shots at her for turning him down is so wild, that man is the definition of chaotic good

[soul khan @soulkhan]

you dem loyalists were wrong about the significance of gaza to americans, wrong about the political relevance of the tiktok ban, wrong about the validity and intensity of popular hatred of corporations. you don't know anything when it counts. please exit all civic life forever

[Zach Dunn @zachbdunn]

Water isn’t for putting out wildfires. It’s for powering a machine that lets me hear what it would sound like if Cartman read my grandpa’s will

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

trump on his no loads refused arc

[Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22) @Annie_Wu_22]

this tweet is my roman empire

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Anytime y’all start gassing George W Bush on here this is all I can think about

[Leah Dionne @leahdionne__]

Me finding out they arrested a man named Luigi Mangione as the alleged UCH assassin

[All Poverty is a Policy Failure @kevsaucebro]

can’t imagine there’s anything more cathartic for a white southern conservative than getting to personally segregate a restroom

[Horsetype gentlefriend @corpsglorieux]

heartwarming ❤️joe biden released back into the wild after presidency

[Richie Floyd @richiejfloyd]

There is research published on this topic, but it is purposely ignored by people who simply do not want their class interests threatened